@dntboise.bsky.social
Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend. Slava Ukraini ๐บ๐ฆ Ja, vi elsker dette landet ๐ณ๐ด
You deserve to be happy. I mean, it's not going to happen, but you deserve it.
10.11.2025 03:38 โ ๐ 321 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3
Like this scene from Marathon Man?
youtu.be/PZGS6N3zG4o?...
I miss hashtag games
08.11.2025 23:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "Weโve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
Explain this, humankind
15.12.2024 13:38 โ ๐ 45829 ๐ 6754 ๐ฌ 276 ๐ 242Is that a forbidden fruit or a bible snake in your pants
08.11.2025 13:16 โ ๐ 71 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 0Jesustapdancingchrist
08.11.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I thought his middle name was fucking
08.11.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love this time of year when bugs are dying
07.11.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 135 ๐ 34 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Is the day before too soon to make jokes about my co-worker being shoved down the stairs?
17.10.2025 13:12 โ ๐ 96 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0mr gorbachev, put a gloryhole in this wall
07.11.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 284 ๐ 57 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1Post something random for the collective amusement.
08.11.2025 01:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe I should invade another country and get arrested - beats working for a living.
08.11.2025 01:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You had me at โI like a girl with personalityโ because I have a few.
07.11.2025 01:41 โ ๐ 205 ๐ 71 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
07.11.2025 01:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
07.11.2025 01:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
07.11.2025 01:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
06.11.2025 21:16 โ ๐ 36311 ๐ 7980 ๐ฌ 1585 ๐ 733Woke up sanity adjacent again.
06.11.2025 12:50 โ ๐ 113 ๐ 48 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Am I the only one that votes and doesn't care who wins because whoever they are, we have to work with what we've got?
Just me?
Okay.
โEveryone has a right to their opinionโ I disagree
04.11.2025 23:49 โ ๐ 76 ๐ 21 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0I have never regretted sandwich
05.11.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's been a tough day for me and Oliver. Time to kick back in the sleeper
#TruckingDogs
Consider this day rued.
04.11.2025 01:24 โ ๐ 63 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Some parts off New Mexico are very beautiful but they must get tired of the flesh-colored adobe buildings.
04.11.2025 01:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This joker is so dad it just turned off all of the lights
30.10.2025 07:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
30.10.2025 06:31 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
30.10.2025 07:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Change one letter, ruin a candy
Milk Cuds
