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Ladies, you do not need to get pregnant or become a tradwife. You need to unionize your workplace.

“Biden officials worried that attaching their names to a recommendation to limit American support for Tel Aviv would hinder their future career prospects”

You can find our COVID-related updates at pmc19.com/data

In 1-3 weeks, we expect to see a significant departure from the lull.

We also post updates routinely on IG, Twitter, TikTok, and occasionally LinkedIn. 🙏

I don’t talk about work much here (for many reasons), but I did my first oral argument before an appellate court yesterday and actually felt good about it :)

I always thought I was terrible at public speaking, but it turns out I just never got the right advice!

I’ve been told my veins are “squirrelly” and been stuck and prodded so many times… then the phlebotomist at my current doctor got it in less than a second. I guess a good phlebotomist is rare!

Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
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Sandwich man leaving court

Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN

Sandwich Guy is in the courthouse cafeteria eating a soup.

Making the jury determine the identity of the sandwich 🤦🏻‍♀️

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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Update: no

I wonder if my therapist will be dressed up for Halloween

from the spooky tutorial series: how to draw pumpkin cat 🎃

fucking love Halloween hell yeah

One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?

This is a good piece but god almighty is it sad, sad, sad

This timeline manages to be both gravely horrific and deeply unserious at the same time.

I encourage everyone to read the indictment. Read it. People will lie about what it says and you should know what it says.

She is not even being *accused* of physically harming anyone. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71795...

uhhhhh wtf???

why’s it always gotta be Iowa 🫩

Accusing Jordan Silverman A D.C. teaching assistant was accused of molesting up to 15 kids. Multiple law enforcement agencies cleared him. But his nightmare was just beginning.

New from me:

Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.

This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.

Why Wikipedia editors have deleted entries from the “List of unusual deaths”: “hippos are extremely dangerous and very aggressive and there is nothing unusual about hippos killing people” “the man was working on the toilet, making his death inherently less strange than if he had been using it” “no longer an unusual or unique occurrence” regarding impalement by beach umbrella “being hit by multiple motorcycles in a race is not an unusual death” “fatalities involving objects or animals being launched into oncoming traffic are considered commonplace” regarding a Canadian couple’s fatal collision with a “flying bear”

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

YouTube video by Tube Cody Defying Gravity | Synchronized Roller Coasters (Wicked)

This Rollercoaster Tycoon video is an actual work of emotionally-gripping mad genius

What Does POTS Stand For? POSTURAL: Related to the position of your body ORTHOSTATIC: Related to standing upright TACHYCARDIA: Increased heart rate SYNDROME: A group of symptoms

It’s POTS awareness day—a blood flow problem common after Covid.

POTS can be subtle—I often wonder how many people who feel rundown, anxious or distracted have this treatable condition.

Main criteria is heart rate going up >30bpm when going from laying down to standing—smthg you can check at home!