It's very late at night, you're walking along and you hear someone call you. You see this character with a friendly smile in the shadows of an alley and he says to you: "Hey friend, do you want to have a good time? Come with me to a party at that club." What would you do?
05.03.2026 16:05 —
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Ah if only I was there and had 1 of these handy, I would so post a "Toony Mallet Bonks Requested, inquire within!" XD
#AintIAStinka
05.03.2026 21:59 —
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You and me both. I remember what it was like going there in high school, how much fun I had back then. What 6F turned it into after? Shell of its former self, and that's putting it mildly.
05.03.2026 18:08 —
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From the Albany community on Reddit: Great Escape is being sold by Six Flags
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So first Six Flags neglected it into craptacularity, now some out of state who-the-fuck-ever is [probably] going to trash it the rest of the way. Quite disappointing.
www.reddit.com/r/Albany/com...
05.03.2026 17:58 —
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This is THE most wholesome thing I've ever seen
05.03.2026 17:35 —
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Parking lot rescue via the Dog Distribution System?
05.03.2026 13:57 —
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You and me both.
05.03.2026 11:52 —
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Daaang, small world! XD
05.03.2026 00:08 —
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1 was a high school superintendent. The other made TV tubes at what used to be called Corning Glass Works.
04.03.2026 23:42 —
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*Super-Gay Beavis/Butthead aura intensifies*
"Hey Beavis. Maybe he'll let us play with his... uhhh... flotation device...huh huh huh huh"
*Super-Gay Beavis/Butthead aura deactivates*
🎨 --> @cheetahpaws.bsky.social
04.03.2026 22:13 —
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And if they go the way of the PS5, we'll both be able to buy one about........2035 or thereabouts? After the scalpy scarcity shit-show times finally abate? XD
04.03.2026 19:56 —
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I should sometime actually finish Tsushima. Just keep getting bored with it because... I'm not sure why?
Also looking forward to Horizon even as I'm cringing at the idea that Guerilla might give in to the slop-ification disease.
04.03.2026 19:55 —
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Well, shit. Guess I might [possibly?] have to get a PS6.
(Because I am an unabashed slut for Ratchet & Clank.) XD
04.03.2026 19:52 —
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I'm just going to guess I should be glad I read those names and went "Who, who, and who???"
04.03.2026 02:13 —
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You mean because you'd be doing cat mode just watching at first and then "Oh right I should tag in..." ? XD
04.03.2026 02:03 —
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Been there....
03.03.2026 23:36 —
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Fair enough. I get the want to get away, even if it the how wasn't what I first suggested.
03.03.2026 23:34 —
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Mmm, just hit the clubs in Ibiza, get shitty on every kind of drug imaginable, dance yourself into infinity, then wake up a week later wondering what the hell happened to said week. XD
03.03.2026 23:27 —
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And another by Michael Jordan
03.03.2026 23:24 —
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Oh dear lord and I thought fuckin' DUDE WIPES were bad well here this SHITE is OMGWTFBBQ
03.03.2026 17:03 —
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A friend of mine (who I am quite sure I mentioned in TG a while back, hehe) once rubbed one out on a bus from Mass. to NYC and no one was the wiser. My exhibitionist side is super envious, NGL. XD
03.03.2026 17:01 —
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The evolution of the trash icon:
Multiple logos of the trash can on Windows systems from 1995 to 2026.
The ones for 2025 and 2026 shows the logos for Microsoft Teams and Copilot.
Very true 🤣
03.03.2026 10:45 —
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And you used to, too.
02.03.2026 22:48 —
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"IIIIIIIIIZzzzz TOLY!"
*hardbass intensifies*
XD
02.03.2026 22:28 —
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Pfah. Throw some chives in that shit and you're 2/3 of the way to a baked potato. Call it "ghost loaded potato." XD
02.03.2026 21:56 —
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I've also been known to dabble in bonds. XD
02.03.2026 14:58 —
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*Imagines you, walking through a metal detector somewhere in about....5 years.*
DIIIIIIING!
*sigh* There goes the solid titanium spine setting it off again.
XD
02.03.2026 13:04 —
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Learned yesterday that oops mixing blood pressure meds and high dose fish oil is NOT a good idea.
#BRBGoingTo
#Spaaaaaaaaaaaace
02.03.2026 12:45 —
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Zero Republicans call for Benghazi-style hearings. No rightwing media outrage. Republicans dined off of 4 dead Americans in Benghazi for a decade, and yet 3 dead Americans at the hands of a GOP president who promised no new wars gets no pushback. Fuck these fake outrage ghouls.
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