mase 🤡

at my breaking point scoob.

LITERALLY LMAOOOO 😭😭😭😭

2024 heard me talking shit about her and she told her pal 2025 to show me real suffering

hey anybody else Really like Viscerally unwell? anyone else got like maybe one and a half reasons to keep going? and dwindling?

once upon a time his “im a pompous dickhead” schtick was just a bit but unfortunately now its real and so insufferable to watch

babish? gotta be one of my least favorite youtuber shapes

one time when i was still in the pits of my ✨alcoholism✨ i was so drunk and my brain was so fried that i legitimately forgot my age and tried convincing my friend that i was 24 when i was in fact 25.

is this a safe space to share

YES

100% dude its like theyre just a shell of the person we remember them as and its so sad :/

single women who want kids are perfectly fine with a donor or adoption but somehow thats just not good enough for men. they’d rather pretend like their imaginary partner is “robbing” them of having kids when they’re fully capable of leaving and getting some. thats how you know its all about control!

guess im never recommending what we do in the shadows to anyone again

“get this before your grandma dies!” unfortunately i think the woman i knew as my gma died in 2016

no but i sure would like some sweet company

been thinking about cringe a lot lately and i think i just dont care anymore. or TRYING to bitch

idc if im ur friend and u get in a relationship now im ur kid. u and ur boo are my parents. good luck i got mental illness and gender dysphoria

like i feel like im grieving her and shes not even dead yet?? idk man so heartbreaking

EXCELLENT.

anywho getting those ads on tiktok about the “grandma tell your story” books is a fun and quirky experience when you were extremely close with your gma growing up and she did a lot for u but now shes a trumpie who still hasnt gotten your pronouns down after 12 years out of the closet

i always censored myself on twitter but not here baby. NOT HERE BABY!!!!

where does the knife come in

do they call it spooning because after that you’re forking

whats the updated mythos for santa with all the technology and stuff. those elves arent handmaking iphones so like?? does santa just get INSANE amazon prime benefits or??

hes equally sharp and pampered

my hands look like this…so hers can look like this 💖💯

thinking about I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING