🌿Hannah🌿

If anyone reading this thinks this is shady:

It’s not.
What’s shady is denying people access to housing because of where their direct deposit comes from.

You’re just playing the game better ;)

If you’re a creator struggling with this:
I got you.
I’ll help you set up a clean, professional front that doesn’t compromise your real work.

DMs are open.
You deserve housing, loans, and options like everyone else!

You’re not doing anything shady.
You are running a business.
You just need to look like the type of business banks/landlords are used to approving.

The website is KEY!
I’ve built a few of these for creators:

•Neutral branding
•Vague-but-legit-sounding service offerings
•Embedded contact form
•Links to social media (if SFW) or none at all

You want it to pass the 5-second “Is this real?” test.

What you need:

•An LLC (easy to set up online)
•A domain + website (here is where I can help!)
•Proof of income under the LLC name
•A Stripe or PayPal Business account
•Mildly boring business girly vibes

Even if you’re on OF, Patreon, YouTube, etc. …your work is valid. But your online presence should scream:

“Small business owner with a stable income”

(Yes, even if your income comes from feet pics.)

So here’s where I can come in and help (legally and ethically):
Let’s make your income look structured.

It’s not about hiding who you are.
It’s about giving The bank/landlord what they want to see:

•an LLC
•a professional website
•consistency

The system is currently rigged for “normal” jobs.
Banks and landlords want you to look boring. Predictable. Corporate.

If your income comes from anything that sounds spicy, fun, or untraditional…panic/doubt sets in

So you’re a content creator trying to get a loan or an apartment.
You make more than your friends in 9-5s.
But somehow… you keep getting denied.

Here’s some tips on how to get approved….without selling your soul in the process. (A thread)

I have nothing against this app but I really just want to tweet rn and Elon is doing me dirty

Thanks for keeping us informed @downdetector.bsky.social

🥲 I’m not ready for it to die lol, el0n ruined a perfectly good app

Is….is twitter dead? It’s down for the second time today

I love when 30+ year olds act like they haven’t had all the time in the world to gain emotional intelligence, only to be the most garbage human being in existence. We all know at least one. Textbook narcissist, has terrible relationship with family, no long term friendships

Why is finding a roommate harder than finding a significant other 😭

We really don’t talk about the drastic decline in girls wearing denim capris in the early 2010s. What did we all know?

How I spent my night: curled up on the couch with my blanket, a huge glass of water, my stuffed animal, Hilda playing in the background and a heating pad on my cramps

If you weren’t considered a little weird in school I don’t think this is going to work out, sorry 💅🏼

Anyone know how to develop film? I want to learn this year so I can start testing a few of my cameras from my collection

Fuck I keep forgetting about this app

#Spotifywrapped2024

It’s criminal that I can throw my music on shuffle and Spotify thinks it can put “call your mom” on from all three versions of Noah kahans latest album…in a row. Just gonna sob at my desk ig

Working hard or hardly working. In other words, using chatgpt to write repetitive table components with twilight playing on my other monitor

Please 😂

I’m so thankful for everything I have in my life. I have a family who loves me, a job who appreciates me, animals who depend on me, a house that shelters me, and friends who have become an extension of my family. I’ve never felt richer 🥹🥰

What’s your favorite side dish on thanksgiving?

@hayleyamelia.bsky.social we need to go back to that plant shop so I can get another candle

WFH vibes today