Nick Kermode

Who better to accuse others of being a laughing stock than the sexually incontinent compulsive liar who can't dress himself and combs his hair with a balloon?

“Dear Diary,
Super excited to say that I’ll be serving my Clacton constituents today by flying to Mar-a-Lago to meet Donald Trump and to undermine the UK government. God I love being a patriot!”

If it’s true Reform UK’s Treasury spokesperson Robert Jenrick told a business audience last night that renewable companies are "screwed" if Reform get in, it tells you everything about their readiness to inflict national self-harm in pursuit of ideological war on climate action.

How about non-British and non-dom citizens donating to political parties and owning media?

Imagine devoting your entire career to selling the idea that the British public hates wokery and is clamouring for radical right wing populism, only to then be defeated in an actual election by the most left wing possible coalition of politicians and activists in the country.

It's got to hurt

YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic 🚨Gorton and Denton by-election - JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM

🚨Gorton and Denton by-election

Surely by now we can all see that Reform is a party that thrives on division, fuels anger and uses the scapegoating of minorities to gain support.

However you decide to vote please don’t fall for the politics of division offered by Reform

youtu.be/cWWf1mZhlGk?...

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The former Labour PM Gordon Brown is right - don't vote for the lying snake-oil salesman Nigel Farage and his bunch of second-rate tories in Thursday's byelection in Gorton and Denton!

#r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #politicslive #PMQs #C4News #Newsnight #toriesgone600 #GortonAndDenton
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A reminder, one day ahead of a by-election in which the Greens are favourites to defeat Reform, that the Daily Mail owner's wife recently donated £50,000 to Nigel Farage's party

🚨BREAKING: Reform UK would repeal Labour's employment rights and renters reforms, says the party's Business spokesperson Richard Tice

'We have to have a Great Repeal Act,' he said at a press conference in the West Midlands

JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM

Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors, Major #Reform donator owns a large online polling company, nothing to see here,'Much' .

Wise up UK people, Reform = No NHS,No minimum Pay, No workers Rights,No equal rights, No triple lock pensions, Raising pension age, and much much more.

60% of Reform Ltd voters are over 50.

33% of Reform Ltd voters are over 65.

Reform Ltd is going to cut state pensions.

So, turkeys do vote for Christmas.

www.statista.com/statistics/1...

Most religions have their central texts. For christians it's the Bible, for muslims it's the Quran, for us atheists it's Batman comic books. They are all wide open to misinterpretation.

If you have a Royal Family, you have deference.

If you have a Royal Family, you have a class system.

If you have a RF, you essentially say, "These people are better than everyone else by dint of birth & should maintain enormous influence, wealth and power."

Why would anyone want that at all?

The Indisputable Maths of Migration How Demography, Not Dinghies, Will Decide Britain’s Future

Jim Radcliffe pissed me off, so I wrote this about the inconvenient truth of migration.

tl:dr - no, just fucking read it. Some basic mathematics - you know, COUNTING THINGS - might make you reconsider, you stupid twats.

(I'm not trying to make friends)

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That first half was almost as boring as the Superbowl first half #whumnu

But was he in a pocket of space?

Fuck yeah, just had a bike ride, deserve a couple, at least.

It's on sky sports main event 👍🏻

That is a shame for him and a big loss based on his recent form.

Suella makes the ultimate sacrifice as she ditches Tories for Reform | John Crace Most of those at Monday’s event had to remind themselves that Braverman hadn’t defected long ago

Lovely hatchet job on the monstrosity that is Suella Braverman. Crace covers it all;
her dishonesty, disloyalty, nastiness, incompetence, her wild vanity… and her deep stupidity.
How dare these utter arses think we’d be persuaded by their swaggering nonsense.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Was just thinking that this is possibly his best season so far? Shame, but as you say, right decision for himself.

Massively overrated

The original is truly a work of art, great read.

#masterssnooker what a match this is turning into, fantastic entertainment from Kyren Wilson and John Higgins 👏

Nigel Farage promised Brexit would help you.

Nigel Farage stood down 319 Reform candidates to help Boris deliver THIS SPECIFIC version of Brexit.

So if he's convinced you to blame other people for the fact that this Brexit hasn't helped you...

You're as thick as frozen shit.

Huge congrats to #lukelittler on his world championship win 🏆

Gutted to hear the very sad news regarding Perry Bamonte, condolences to his family and friends 💔 #thecure

Simply, the greatest "pop" song ever 🥰

A reminder that this is the same man who has just spent the past week calling all the Jewish victims of his own horrific anti-semitic abuse liars

Love it when you two Titans get together for a chat 😁