Meghan Phillips

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my son's nickname (that he gave himself) is Big Dub, and my daughter is usually addressed as Ma'am or Miss Woman

homer simpson is covering his face with his hands while standing on his knees ALT: homer simpson is covering his face with his hands while standing on his knees

DEER TICK

anyway, it's payday aka fancy sandwich day and there is so much to live for

didn't fully understand how little treats have become the bedrock of my mental well-being until the stickers I thought had been delivered were not in fact in my mailbox, and I sat on the ground and cried

everyone is dead to me but you, Sam

😡🤬

wait, what???

when I started really going for it with my writing, Amber was who I looked to (literally, subbing work where she had been published), and she continues to be someone I deeply admire as a writer and as a person in the world. cannot wait to read this!

just switched to Tidal, and am trying to move past the embarrassment of waiting so long to make a change

this is my experience with the movie Terminator, which I didn't see until 30s because no one told me it was basically a time travel romance

oh man, I don't know 😂 the location specificity really got me too

update: here's today's behavioral issue that I will have to address with a straight face

bury me at fun pier

beat me to it!

my dude is also in 2nd grade, what is it with these lil guys

no one prepares you for the part of parenting when your kid gets in trouble for drawing a butt on the whiteboard during class, and you have to act really serious about it

maybe an okay time (lol, there is no okay time) to mention that I'll be at AWP in Baltimore and would love to read at your reading/hang out at your hang out

sadly, zero! my garage is the holding zone for candy the Little League buds are handing out during my town's farm show parade (what a sentence)

got 400lbs of tootsie rolls in my garage ama

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more haunted house workers

Okay, I'm doing three more and I'll print them all together next week and see how that goes.

zine zine zine

maybe an okay time (lol, there is no okay time) to mention that I'll be at AWP in Baltimore and would love to read at your reading/hang out at your hang out

thank you, Dan!!

hey, thanks!!

matchbook has been so good to me & I'm grateful for the care & support they've shown this sad space sex experiment story
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thick thighs save lives or something idk

my office is so quiet that I could hear my thighs slapping together as I walked past everyone's cubicles. happy monday.