josh

I'm the guy who steps on the back of your shoe on purpose. You convinced yourself that i don't exist. "It was probably just an accident." It's not. I do it on purpose

No, please, nothing fancy. An ad-supported-tier funeral is good enough.

inside those touch screen machines that have a hundred different types of soft drink to choose is just one guy quickly pouring bottles

Drapier's Letters is the collective name for a series of seven pamphlets written between 1724 and 1725 by the Dean of St Patrick's Cathedral in Dublin, Jonathan Swift, to arouse public opinion in Ireland against the imposition of a privately minted copper coinage that Swift believed to be of inferior quality. William Wood

just the seven pamphlets on the quality of copper coinage from me this year

(what i imagine dialogue is like on the netflix show) you will be renovating the transept of this crumbling medieval cathedra…by order of the house of guinness

sally rooney conspicuously silent on this too

heroic stuff from heather knight

rip “we actually look really good!!“ friday october 3rd 2025 —- tuesday october 7th 2025

ffs

any of the candidates for president of ireland drawing attention to the egregiously long wait times for pedestrian crossing lights in dublin city centre ?

pinned up display about bells at st aubedeon’s church in dublin

🎶three bells hung for full circle ringing cast from 1423 or earlier you‘ll never* sing thatttttt 🎶

*unless you are one of these thirteen other churches

magna carta in display case

copy of the magna carta in dublin……can be hard to tell from the photo but they’ve left it open at the page guaranteeing all english men the right to take the cap fully off of a small bottle of diet coke without the tyranny of a plastic tie

looking for a wealthy benefactor to support my new publication “the edinburgh review of church audioguide tours“

no but i am dying to go hatherley-mode

doubling down and pronouncing charlotte edwards opening the bowling with her as basically playing messi as a false nine of our time

retvrn

Committee on Painting and Sculpture Funds, and The Modern Women's Fund

Dorothea Tanning, On Time Off Time, 1948
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Humphrey Bogart facing Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca (1942) and saying "We'll always have Autechre."

starting to wonder if lindsey smith is the greatest cricketer to ever live

"You told me what the first rule of wisdom is,' I said. What is the second rule?' "That can be answered,' he said. "There are five in all. Always ask any questions that are to be asked and never answer any. Turn everything you hear to your own advantage. Always carry a repair outfit. Take left turns as much as possible. Never apply your front brake first.' "These are interesting rules,' I said dryly. 'If you follow them, , said the Sergeant, 'you will save your soul and you will never get a fall on a slippery road.'

@grobiansyboe.bsky.social reading the third policeman by flann o’brien and muttering “grobian-coded” to myself while reading this section

74 county ireland with map of entire british isles as green and micheal collins with his eyes lit up in green

support this just for ireland’s rejection of hardback books in favour of slightly bigger paperbacks

inspirational words including quote from susan Sontag about travel

as they don’t build statues to critics i’m afraid you’ll have to settle for making the reception display in a premier inn

im sure there are some second order effects but seems like a ridiculously arbitrary system instead of just saying “we don’t see this as economic policy and don’t judge it as such“
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When someone who doesn’t follow me likes a rt from pretty far down my page that is great. Didn’t see anything else you liked huh. Thank you for your honesty

saw patti smith, who is doing all of horses live. an unbelievable legend.

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

thank you for your service

if you're happier than me you're performative and not facing the reality of the world and if you are sadder than me you are a downer and need to focus on the little things

not indulging this smug bastard

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