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@lobstereo.bsky.social

on voit le soleil! www.microfixations.co.uk

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terrible firing by lord sugar!!

12.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

creating a metric which takes into account willingness on the behalf of the pretend clients in apprentice tasks to fully role play being tough in their negotiations vs helping the poor fools out

12.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

historic, not sure whether he has continued as she releases new ones

12.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
rubbing hands emoji

rubbing hands emoji

when the apprentice edit starts showing the contestants unsure about their maths for ordering

12.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly makes me feel better about myself lol

12.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

keewa live tweeting all of jk rowling’s detective books probably still a better use of ones free time than watching arteta’s arsenal

12.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sincerely believe that if allowed to volunteer my services i could reprogram all the traffic lights within a one mile radius in a way which would make every type of user net happier

12.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

was good to see the pm bother to do his job for the first time and in doing so manage to not look like a pathetic loser wholly at the mercy of events for a fleeting moment

12.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No πŸ‘

12.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An otter pops its head up out of the water with its front feet resting on a branch. Pic by George Kelsey.

An otter pops its head up out of the water with its front feet resting on a branch. Pic by George Kelsey.

πŸ’¦ The weather otter get better!🦦

Before we all need webbed feet.πŸ˜‰

πŸ“Έ Lovely shot by George Kelsey at the Water of Leith.πŸ‘

12.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

"Bring ye news from the river?" the stoat asked holding his cane and hat. "Still babbling" I responded. This caused immediate unease and panic in the tavern, all creatures large and small started mumbling and making plans. I realised I was thinking of the brook, but didn't want to seem a fool.

12.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
proud sponsors of the army rugby union on back of van

proud sponsors of the army rugby union on back of van

at least be ashamed of this

12.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

could have said hello ???

12.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Alan partridge on the phone

Alan partridge on the phone

susan, can you make craig charles come on my radio, please?

12.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the state of the copies already on YouTube were absolutely shocking, so I've uploaded and playlisted some lovely ones. All here: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

12.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

This isn't your tower and this isn't any of your business.

12.02.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

developed my own screen time limiting software (potato will try to knock my phone out of my hand with his nose if he thinks i’m using it too much)

12.02.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah, that reminds me of one of my many moral failings

12.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Serving Kraft mac and cheese out of the Qing dynasty crab tureen

17.04.2024 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 592    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

yess love that double acts episode

11.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ffs

11.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

probably only a few weeks till they ask me to step in to play right back for liverpool

11.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah-ha! Yes! Another brilliant thought by me

10.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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small red truck on rainy street

small red truck on rainy street

another cute little pick-up truck

11.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

horrid little day but excited to get home and work on my silly little website

11.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also the real potato has been to this bookshop and NOT been featured on their instagram…..it’s time for sanctions all round

11.02.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
bookshop toppings highlighting a dog called potato

bookshop toppings highlighting a dog called potato

challenging this rival potato to a duel

11.02.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Beep Beep! We're hitting you with our Skoda Octavia! Try not to be distracted by its sleek styling as we pulverise your musculature!

11.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

great jumper πŸ‘‘

11.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0