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I did this to my high school aged cousins at Christmas on FaceTime and I think they nearly died of embarrassment. Their cousin from their other side of the family was there and they were so mortified I am willing to bet they disowned me after we hung up. It was glorious.

A collage of five images, three of which are on the top and two of which are on the bottom. The photos are of, in order: Sean Dunn (the guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE agent), the Master Debater (ultimate debate chad), the guy who taunted ICE on an e-bike in Chicago and got away, the guy who punched Richard Spencer in the face on January 20, 2017, and our most recent hero who punched the guy trying to cause a ruckus at a high school by supporting ICE. Each of the photos are of them in their “action shots,” if you will. Dunn is in the act of throwing the sandwich, Master Debater is in the midst of saying he would have both to some trolls question about whether he would have economic growth or gender equality, the e-bike guy is in the midst of taunting an ICE agent and biking away, the Richard Spencer puncher is seen right at the moment of making contact with his face, and our latest hero is clasping his hands together and saying “okay” after the troll said he would get in trouble if he punched him in the face.

Choose your fighter

I imagine this being spoken by Columbo to the villain

Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.

I’m a pacifist to my core, but how about we each identify the people in our lives who think this guy is worth listening to and just punch the fuck out of them in front of as many people as possible

Those are a lot of words that should not be in a sentence together.

Scout, a chocolate brown Aussie with a white muzzle extending between his eyes to his forehead, a white furry chest, and white paws (yes, I swear he is mostly brown), perfectly perches with paws posed on a white blanket with his eyes closed.

Molly, a gray and black mini-aussie with a white muzzle and most of her face except around her ears and her ears, with white paws, is sleeping cuddled into a white blanket. Her neon green Seahawks bandana slightly pokes out from her neckline at the left of frame.

Doggies at rest. Hope they can soothe you a bit.

Truly vile recipe from an old cookbook for something called wiener goo.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your wiener goo.

I work with some people who are like this. I sincerely do not understand how they got to this place, it boggles the mind.

Probably in order, and off the top of my head:
Bing Crosby
Former Speaker Tom Foley
Julia Sweeney
John Stockton
Steve Gleason
Anne McClain
Bishop Sankey
Those guys who inspired that ridiculous TAG movie
David Condon (former mayor of Spokane)

It sucked to cut off my United fandom after 20+ years. I did it after they re-signed Ronaldo and made it clear they had no plans to invest in the women's team. But at least I did it before this racist, miserly bellend took over.

Up the Seagulls!

New Trump administration rule will bar green-card holders from applying for SBA loans The new rule, which goes into effect March 1, says only firms owned by citizens or U.S. nationals will qualify for Small Business Administration loans.

What the hell are we doing here? What possible benefit is this to the economy? Immigrants start new businesses in much higher proportions!

www.startribune.com/sba-minnesot...

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

In-fucking-credible. The most incompetent people on the planet are running the country.

Wow. WOW. Quite a thread on this Bad Bunny song.

One of the best there is in the business. Bonus: his newsletter doesn't support a Nazi platform!

Fact-checking the Bad Bunny halftime show

I am 99% certain these are team-only. NFL shop has some other short sleeve hoodies, but these look like special issues from Nike for the super bowl.

I find it super useful to see the pronouns attached to the post (not just in bio). The previous one was deactivated, here's a new labeler to follow and use! @pronounpicker.ripperoni.com

Oh man, had no idea the other one got deactivated. I knew there was something off when I was scrolling my timeline, but couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks for the new one!

New reaction gif just dropped.

🧵 of the night right here

"we think he's talking shit about us, but how is anyone supposed to know what he's saying when it's in a different language?"

Yeah dudes, did you watch the story unfold? What did it tell you?

a person wearing a blitz jersey stands in front of a crowd Alt: Blitz, the Seattle Seahawks mascot (a large hawkish bird with a navy blue head with white stripes extending from the large gray beak to the baby of the head, green eyes, and gray hands with green fingertips, wearing a navy blue Seahawks jersey) doing a spin and pointing straight at the camera.

That's right.

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad bunny holding a football that says “together, we are America.”

Together, we are America.

Well done, Bad Bunny.

This is the Super Bowl for people who hate AI and cannot escape it no matter how hard they try

I hope this kid is happy and enjoying herself and gets to be, you know, A KID. It's blows my mind every time I see pictures of her that she's not yet in high school.