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NSFW 18+ | cis/pan | 37 | he/him | paramedic | a rabbit or goat | video games | bass player | Pittsburgh | AB/DL | Vore | ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€ Husbun: @Flanowa.bsky.social | Icon: @nazznanuke.bsky.social

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distracting

08.11.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1703    ๐Ÿ” 356    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Heck yeah, a sword and diapers. Sounds like a great birthday!

08.11.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸฆI'm glad you're enjoying it.๐ŸŒ
๐Ÿ˜

07.11.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 590    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚นใ‚คใƒผใƒˆใชใ‚ขใ‚บใ‚ดใ‚ขใฏใŠๅฅฝใ๏ผŸ๐Ÿ‘‘

07.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1105    ๐Ÿ” 283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Two barn owls perched on a weathered wooden post during golden hour. One owl stands upright, looking forward with calm focus, while the other owl beside it has one eye closed in a playful wink. Their feathers glow with soft shades of cream, brown, and grey.

Two barn owls perched on a weathered wooden post during golden hour. One owl stands upright, looking forward with calm focus, while the other owl beside it has one eye closed in a playful wink. Their feathers glow with soft shades of cream, brown, and grey.

Barn Owlsโ€”known for their heart-shaped faces and ghostly silence. ๐Ÿ“ธ cr: jake_brass

02.08.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 610    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

How are the tannins?

08.11.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of a French Press with light roast coffee in it.  Sitting at a desk, monitor showing the original tweet.

Picture of a French Press with light roast coffee in it. Sitting at a desk, monitor showing the original tweet.

Why yes I do know about a French press. I don't go to Starbucks often, usually just getting black Veranda blend coffee instead of the liquid desserts people get there, but good for the union.

07.11.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"

A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

07.11.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3415    ๐Ÿ” 848    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

KDE Plasma is my favorite DE among Linux, provided you have a decent computer to run it smoothly. Very customizable and looks great.

I've heard it being not stable, but I haven't encountered any issues yet.

07.11.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My middle finger touching over a ThinkPad clit.

My middle finger touching over a ThinkPad clit.

Is this doing it for you?

06.11.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My chastity cage is to protect you from me!

06.11.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Among the many, many video game companies I've experienced over years business wise, Square Enix just shooting themselves in the foot over and over again is heart breaking.

I feel like Final Fantasy XIV and the Final Fantasy 7 remakes are the only thing keeping SE afloat.

06.11.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gosh I love pakkun lizards from the Mana/Seiken Densetsu series. They were an early vore trigger for me.

06.11.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1 Hour drawing!
ft @razzypink.bsky.social

06.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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VERY outdated synth

02.12.2024 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2163    ๐Ÿ” 520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Brian from Quest 64 standing on a hillside with power lines in the distance behind him 

The text "your future doctor is cheating in their online classes right now so you better start eating healthy"

Brian from Quest 64 standing on a hillside with power lines in the distance behind him The text "your future doctor is cheating in their online classes right now so you better start eating healthy"

05.11.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3277    ๐Ÿ” 915    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

I'm glad to hear your progress. Working out really is a habit you gotta make. The first 10-15 minutes always suck, but is quite fun and invigorating for the rest of it. Also you feel good for the rest of the day and the next morning!

If I don't workout for a week or two, I get legit depressed.

05.11.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

05.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17772    ๐Ÿ” 3506    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
Picture of my work jacket and scrubs with a Pittsburgh "I voted n'at!" sticker for the 11/4/25 election.

Picture of my work jacket and scrubs with a Pittsburgh "I voted n'at!" sticker for the 11/4/25 election.

I normally do mail-in ballots, but I got lazy and didn't re-up them. So I had to go vote in person this morning. Hey at least I get a sticker!

Obligatory "I voted" pic since all the cool kids are doing it.

04.11.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Based on real events on the time I made this painting. A nice lady on a rainy voting day had a black umbrella with a rainbow interior.

Based on real events on the time I made this painting. A nice lady on a rainy voting day had a black umbrella with a rainbow interior.

Go vote today!

04.11.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 638    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Murrcaturday pic for Beans (Not sure of your handle, apologies!)

04.11.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 288    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

bun penn

04.11.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Murrrrrdoch lounging

What is he waiting for?
#fox

03.11.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 530    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Agent Rabbit Portrait

03.11.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1520    ๐Ÿ” 389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ใ„ใ„ใŠใฃใ•ใ‚“ใฎๆ—ฅใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใงใ€ใŠใฃใ•ใ‚“่™Ž

03.11.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1686    ๐Ÿ” 420    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a pretty great turn based RPG! ...but I hope you're good at parry mechanics as well!

I'd recommend playing in French! The music is pretty fantastic too!

03.11.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'SimCity 2000: Special Edition' - 1995

02.11.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I may have put a total of 10 hours into Fortnite at the behest of a friend who was into it, even managed to snag the polar bear skin!

...

It was so weird and uncomfortable with so many IPs in Fortnite.

"Oh, there's Goku shooting Rick Sanchez, now there's a xenomorph teamed up Lebron James."

02.11.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lost in the weeds ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒฑ

01.11.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Daily reminder you should always tease your cute little nerd friends. I do it to Maurice here all the time!

(Art by @kitsooki.bsky.social )

02.11.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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