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Nothing beats slumping over to the side in your throne, making a slight hand movement and saying "Enough...I tire of this." - then later you hear people saying things like "our lord has been in poor humour as of late"

Death Is Just A Change David Lynch has gone on to whatever the next place is. I’m very sad about it; it came at a hard time for the city of Los Angeles, a place he dearly loved, and it’s hard not to think his change of cons...

Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...

NARRATOR: But how did Sir Alex nurture Man U for this historic run?

BECKHAM [staring at his shoes for a long time]: what is "abuse" anyway. That's a word. We got the cups

FERGIE: They're trying to say I touched Keane and that's why he won't talk. Well clearly that didn't work, so let's move on

get travis kelce on don't tell the bride

rip

whatever

i'll do one/two better

zohran mamdani's mom is MIRA NAIR??? MISSISSIPPI MASALA MIRA NAIR?!

the transcript database has been great for my long desired pursuit of listening to every segue into K&G corner in succession. this one however, was a little...x-rated

only ever listened to their mike parry episode. justice for joe stephenson

having listened to cliches' latest MHD, i can't decide if Jake (Stevenage fan) or Jake (Arsenal fan) is more annoying

reply guy Jay Leno shooting his shot with egirl Mavis

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🗓️ 24/04/2025 🗓️
🎯 Par 3 - 202 Yards ⛳️
Shot 1 - 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣
Shot 2 - 2️⃣5️⃣ 🎉
Score: (-1) Birdie
⏰ 13 seconds
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🗓️ 22/04/2025 🗓️
🎯 Par 4 - 403 Yards ⛳️
Shot 1 - 1️⃣0️⃣4️⃣
Shot 2 - 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣
Shot 3 - 8️⃣5️⃣
Shot 4 - 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣
Shot 5 - 8️⃣
Shot 6 - 5️⃣ 🎉
Score: (+2) Double Bogey
⏰ 1 minutes 22 seconds
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🗓️ 21/04/2025 🗓️
🎯 Par 5 - 215 Yards ⛳️
Shot 1 - 1️⃣8️⃣4️⃣
Shot 2 - 2️⃣0️⃣
Shot 3 - 1️⃣1️⃣ 🎉
Score: (-2) Eagle
⏰ 32 seconds
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(some of the post-movie 00s Simpsons is hard to watch tbh)

it’s me, i’m guy

guy who refuses to watch horror movies for Halloween, but watches every treehouse of horror in order

How moving from twitter to bluesky feels

this website already seems better

Is there a Mama Johns