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It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Will. Move. On. To. The. Next. Group. He. Hates.

15.07.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 24722    πŸ” 7196    πŸ’¬ 1023    πŸ“Œ 394
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Scientists have released the closest images ever taken near the sun, captured by NASA’s Parker Solar Probe flying 3.8 million miles above the solar surface.

See more images of solar eruptions on the sun: wapo.st/3Irm3P3

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Facing this Court A Sober Look at What to Expect in Trump v. Casa And What We Do About It

i very much agree with @sifill.bsky.social here. the explanation that fits the evidence is that the republicans on the court fully believe in trump's vision of executive power, which itself rests on a claim of sovereignty derived from a spiritual connection to "the people"

16.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2534    πŸ” 552    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 40
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Social Security now requires Maine parents to visit an agency office to register newborns The change β€” immediately criticized by pediatric health advocates β€” eliminates a program that allowed parents to fill out a form at the hospital to secure a Social Security number for their children.

There’s been zero explanation for this given but it seems exceedingly likely it’s pure retaliation for the Maine governor challenging Trump. Really sick.

www.pressherald.com/2025/03/06/s...

07.03.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6956    πŸ” 1968    πŸ’¬ 611    πŸ“Œ 173
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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

07.03.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 33614    πŸ” 4137    πŸ’¬ 232    πŸ“Œ 260
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Tesla’s Fortunes Fall as Musk Rises in Trump World The CEO’s politics have eroded the brand’s appeal among some buyers of electric vehicles, surveys indicate. β€œI used to idolize the guy,” said one Tesla driver who wants to get out of his lease.

Turns out a lot of people don’t want to drive a MAGA hat or a sw*stika.

07.03.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3681    πŸ” 427    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 56
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Army Corps knew Trump order would waste California water, memo shows The Army Corps colonel responsible for releasing reservoir water at Trump’s direction knew it wouldn’t reach Southern California as he promised, a memo obtained by The Post shows.

Of *course*

www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

07.03.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2495    πŸ” 628    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 34

honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster

08.03.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11273    πŸ” 1179    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 54

Vance visiting Dachau and then meeting w the AfD and urging German politicians to welcome them into government is a "gotta hear both sides" for the ages.

15.02.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10547    πŸ” 2097    πŸ’¬ 508    πŸ“Œ 113

"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?

15.02.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7274    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 20

Happy Half-Price Valentine's Candy Day to all who celebrate

15.02.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6053    πŸ” 419    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 29

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

15.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 31374    πŸ” 3579    πŸ’¬ 350    πŸ“Œ 57

i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.

12.02.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 26347    πŸ” 6512    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 239

I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.

05.02.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 28486    πŸ” 2449    πŸ’¬ 1265    πŸ“Œ 169

no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

04.02.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 21070    πŸ” 6140    πŸ’¬ 600    πŸ“Œ 209

There is still beauty in this world

04.02.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 73553    πŸ” 11482    πŸ’¬ 1400    πŸ“Œ 733

2 insurrections, same President.

04.02.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 46974    πŸ” 6911    πŸ’¬ 839    πŸ“Œ 219

honestly think some of the hesitation here is that no one wants to sound like a crank. i was talking at an event last night and even i felt like a crank while i was speaking!

03.02.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 46210    πŸ” 6720    πŸ’¬ 1516    πŸ“Œ 408

Is Musk is *just now* being made a β€œspecial government employee” just confirms how illegal this has all been!

03.02.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 21826    πŸ” 3498    πŸ’¬ 868    πŸ“Œ 153
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Trump Guts Key Aviation Safety Committee, Fires Heads Of TSA, Coast Guard The committee will technically continue to exist, but it won't have any members to carry out the work of examining safety issues at airlines and airports.

only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

30.01.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 26239    πŸ” 7069    πŸ’¬ 808    πŸ“Œ 351
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Donald Trump Goes On Rant About DEI In Response To DC Plane Crash The president also blamed the Biden and Obama administrations for the overnight plane crash in Washington, D.C., where there have been no reported survivors.

they are really going to blame black people for every little thing that happens aren’t they

30.01.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6493    πŸ” 843    πŸ’¬ 500    πŸ“Œ 131

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

30.01.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 79375    πŸ” 11609    πŸ’¬ 2776    πŸ“Œ 611
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EU medicines agency quits X, moves to Bluesky The European Medicines Agency (EMA) said on Monday it would no longer post on X and would use rival Bluesky instead, becoming the latest organisation to quit a social media platform that some have criticised for its content.

www.reuters.com/world/europe...

29.01.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 102025    πŸ” 11709    πŸ’¬ 1222    πŸ“Œ 492

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like β€œNooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

27.01.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 22973    πŸ” 1497    πŸ’¬ 291    πŸ“Œ 82

Btw, where’d we end up on the metaverse?

27.01.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3280    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 27

we have a president with a tenuous grip on small legislative majorities who is out of the gate with a flurry of dramatically unpopular orders and who has just demonstrated his weakness on the international stage. if i were an elected member of his domestic opposition, i might try to draw real blood.

27.01.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 54314    πŸ” 7851    πŸ’¬ 1668    πŸ“Œ 559

you know what this wholesale destruction of the federal bureaucracy reminds me of? β€œDebaathification!” it reminds me of the immediate aftermath of the Iraq war or rather the beginning of the occupation.

28.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6571    πŸ” 850    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 105

Hit home today that Elon’s zooming in to a rally of the German hard right to tell them to stop feeling bad about the past and embrace German glory was right before Holocaust Remembrance day.

28.01.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23067    πŸ” 3833    πŸ’¬ 844    πŸ“Œ 197

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