sheeb

just saw my high school transcript for the first time in over a decade... thank god im pretty because i never would have made it on brains alone.

currently sobbing because i broke my favorite coffee mug. emotional regulation? never heard of her.

hitting my inhaler and then immediately hitting a blunt because its tuesday and i can

there is nothing i despise more than not being in control. is this a character flaw? probably. am i doing anything to fix this? absolutely not.

would aaaaactually stab someone for a cigarette rn

DONT GET MAD AT ME IF I CANT OPEN THE DOOR TO YOUR SPACE CAR! ITS STUPID AND SO ARE YOU!

we're approximately 12 hours into our current attempt at quitting smoking... this nicotine gum is the only thing standing between me and violence.

wow grief is inconvenient

i'll never forget the time South Street Sam asked to take pictures at my friends' bday party at TMoms and i didnt know who he was... so i called him a creep and asked him to leave. sorry, friends. you coulda been south street famous but i was drunk and barked at a man. 🤷🏻‍♀️

bullied my boss with creed lyrics in the work chat this morning... might not be employed by this afternoon.

hey guys! been coughing up a lung every night for over a week and have just been living with the fact that i wont sleep ever again... never occurred to me to just USE MY FUCKING INHALER BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING ASTHMA 💀💀 anywho... sweet dreams.

uber is playing 3 Doors Down i feel so powerful i could run through a wall

multiple nose piercings are all fun and games until you get a cold

orion is mad at me because i accidentally locked him in a closet... in MY DEFENSE!!!! he was sleeping on top of a black hoodie. thats his own fault.

no 🫶

youre welcome, future me

running late for work because i was making coffee... left the coffee at home. i... hate myself????

eeeeek!! someone got them in COLORRRRRR!! theyre perfect!!

ive been called overdramatic by two separate people today. i havent left my house and it isn't even noon. if you think im bad now, just wait until i get going.