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Lvl 46 cyberpunk, hacker, and filthy pirate. Best worst influence. I do cursed things with computers. Loud Chaotic Good πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί/πŸ”― punk. .ooM by proxy. He/him/bi πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ #HackThePlanet Nazis will be punched and humiliated. Ko-Fi: http://ko-fi.com/LambdaCalculus

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World's Dumbest People Think They Can Solve the Nancy Guthrie Ransom Case With Grok

#DevoWasRight

gizmodo.com/worlds-dumbe...

11.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh Χ€ΦΏΧ™Χ“ΧœΧ’Χ¨ אױ׀ֿן Χ“ΧΦ·Χš)

Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh Χ€ΦΏΧ™Χ“ΧœΧ’Χ¨ אױ׀ֿן Χ“ΧΦ·Χš)

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

06.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5746    πŸ” 1652    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 164
Message from "Signal Support"

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Message from "Signal Support" Dear User, this is Signal Security Support ChatBot. Our system has detected a recent login attempt to your account from an unrecognized device or location. As a security measure, we have blocked this attempt and sent a verification code via SMS to your registered phone number. If this was NOT you: To secure your account and block this unauthorized access, please reply to this message with the verification code you just received. If this WAS you: You can safely ignore this message. The login attempt will be automatically approved shortly. Thank you for helping us keep your account secure.

Signal will never message you like this.

If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.

DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.

26.01.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1998    πŸ” 1306    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 12
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β€œ0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

07.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18884    πŸ” 6174    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 309
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This motherfucker's life wasn't ruined enough.

We need to finish him.

18.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a pair of brass knuckles for this.

18.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Microsoft warns Windows 11 agentic OS may face Xpia malware risks Microsoft is pushing ahead with its plan to add agentic capabilities to Windows 11, but issued a security warning for anyone who is interested in trying it out.

maybe this really is the year of Linux on the desktop

18.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 4

If your infrastructure is ever put under pressure, @ddosecrets.com will mirror anything you need ✊

18.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alternative title:

"Catholics say HOPE is a lost cause"

18.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
HOPE CONFERENCE BANNED BY ST. JOHN'S UNIVERSITY | 2600

HOPE has been banned from St. John's University. www.2600.com/content/hope...

18.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 21

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.

18.11.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4994    πŸ” 2535    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

*SQUEEEEEEZE*

18.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you sold opportunities to punch this motherfucker in the mouth you could pay off the national debt in about 4.2 seconds.

18.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard the leader of Portland's #antifa is named Monkey D. Luffy. Pass it on.

12.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The fight against book bans by public school librarians shown in new documentary According to a new report from PEN America, public schools across the U.S. saw more than 6,800 book bans in the 2024-25 school year. A new documentary, β€œThe Librarians,” examines the experiences of sc...

β€œThe Librarians” examines the experiences of school librarians who have found themselves on the front lines of a battle against censorship. https://to.pbs.org/46TqfiW

07.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Are you fucking kidding us?? That's a photo from LA in 1992!!

Where in the fuck is your journalistic integrity?? Did you leave it floating in the toilet along with your morning shit??

07.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

04.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1548    πŸ” 1723    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 97
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They always say the same basic thing. They are always wrong. And we should do what we have always done and do the thing that needs doing anyway, which this time around is universal basic income and healthcare, and a 4-day workweek.

04.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 38299    πŸ” 17042    πŸ’¬ 828    πŸ“Œ 2411
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Kevin Mitnick - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_M...

06.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I ever get Mitnicked, make a fucking scene.

Make all the noise possible.

Raise all the hell.

03.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great. Japan just elected a Masayoshi Shido.

megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Masayos...

04.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Generic white guys for $4.98?

Nah, I'll pass. I'd rather get a slice or two of pizza for that much.

04.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An MS-Paint doodle of Jay Bluesky saying, "Here at Bluesky, we're making social media WITHOUT the toxicity!" next to a Bluesky Employee of the Month plaque featuring a barrel of toxic waste.

An MS-Paint doodle of Jay Bluesky saying, "Here at Bluesky, we're making social media WITHOUT the toxicity!" next to a Bluesky Employee of the Month plaque featuring a barrel of toxic waste.

02.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7524    πŸ” 1711    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 35
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Thanks to Dan Forden for all his contributions to not only the Mortal Kombat franchise, but also to video game history, in general. It was an absolute pleasure to meet him and have him involved in Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection. Until our paths meet again... stay Toasty!

02.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

and scene

03.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9491    πŸ” 3230    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 58
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#TillysCursedLibrary πŸ“š No. 36

#FakeBookTitleFriday

03.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

If I ever get Mitnicked, make a fucking scene.

Make all the noise possible.

Raise all the hell.

03.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I really wanna be on a site with a Lowtax clone as CEO?

Probably not.

03.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0