Blue is my color 💙

Everyone knows America’s elections are rigged for the rich.
America is an oligarchy run by terrorists.
Its courts and government have zero legitimacy.

This horrible freezing weather afflicting so many Americans can only mean one thing: Ted Cruz is currently poolside at the Ritz-Carlton in Cancun sucking on a piña colada.

A story in three parts, in just seven days.

When Elon Musk shows up with a 6 inch swastika neck tattoo the headlines are going to say "Musk Sparks Speculation With New Look; Critics Say It Signals Problematic Beliefs"

Movie dialogue pitch:

Police Deputy: Sir, we checked the vehicle thoroughly and could not find any evidence of any kind of a bomb.

Police Chief: The truck was manufactured by Tesla. The vehicle IS a bomb.

The Cybertruck explosion outside a Trump hotel in Las Vegas was caused deliberately by incendiary devices. But what does it say about Tesla that’s so many people initially believed it was just because Cybertrucks are poorly built in designed?

Democrats are the party of wealthy elites who've lost the pulse of America. Here's why we should hand the country over to a man who sells $80,000 luxury trucks that look like dumpsters.

A hotel lobby in deep blue Washington, DC might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But under the piped-in strains of Michael Bublé, you can hear whispers that Biden is the reason an inaugural committee bribe is $1,000,000.

Notice how, as soon as it became known that he was white and a Trump supporter, the Las Vegas cybertruck guy changed from perpetrator (terrorist) into victim (PTSD).

Reading about the rise of Nazism in 1930s Germany? This sheet pan Black Forest cake will make you feel like you were there.

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FUCK! We're so screwed!

A painting by Karl Wilhelm Diefenbach in which a nude woman sits nestled in a greenish-black mossy background, apparently fascinated by a small live snake delicately entwined around one wrist.

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I can’t stop watching this asshole husband of a Republican Senator Deb Fischer who refused to shake hands with Vice President Kamala Harris today.

MAGA is classless even in victory.p

I don't where this all ends up, but I don't think a democracy in which only one of the two major parties is committed to peaceful transition of power is particularly sustainable!

Some rare good news out of Arkansas & a big L for Sarah Huckabee Slanders 👏👏👏

We celebrated early this weekend. Heather made it special for everyone as she always does. I am blessed beyond measure. I hope you all have a wonderful #Christmas.

Please consider this.

Opinion | Here is why I will be proud to attend President Musk’s inauguration.

by Ro Khanna

I have a brilliant catchphrase for his unprecedented campaign.

Just Say No.

Good news! We found Duke!! Of course I missed my flight, but I can catch the one tomorrow assuming the snow holds off. I made a fire and Holly is making us cocoa. We were freezing out there. All the other guests went home already to beat the storm so it's just us.

Sunday Pages: "Bleak House" A novel by Charles Dickens

"Democracy doesn’t die in darkness; democracy dies in deposition."

Since if you make a mockup of a flag, it's official I am proud to present the Greendale Canal #6SeasonsandaMovie #Greendale #Community

Happy Holidays 😊

Hahaha yesssss

If saying President Musk gets under Donald Trump's skin, then I will continue to say President Musk.

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Look, maybe I have lost the Christmas spirit a bit, but I’m a bachelor and Christmas is for families. I have a stressful job that takes everything out of me between 90 and 115 days a year and I just like to relax and golf the rest of the time. I’m certainly on the right side in the War on Christmas.

So cringe, just like Mo