lfy

have you ever logged on and instantly regretted it

quiche are in the oven but i’m not allowed to move right now

still, this particular item is going back

charming canadiens’ll get you every time

adulting real hard this year

you knew this already! you’ve just forgotten 🩷 wishing for clotted cream and afternoon tea w you… x

in both 2022 and 2023, i thought of the sous vide *after* i made the prime rib so i added a note to my calendar, lol, and this year’s lfy is so grateful to last year’s for the reminder

roast beast prep. merry, merry everyone!

I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

i bought a disco tee instead, cool stuff

but fit, quality, price for this “open edit” line of theirs is quite nice

i cannot get over the color of these pants i bought from nordstrom being called “brown soil”

women are so amazing thank you women

here she is in a forest filled with bluebells tho

they should invent a way out that is not through

you guys i love my dog sm but what

I’ve decided to distinguish myself on Bluesky by being the one person who isn’t horny

the entire internet is gonna be this stuff by the end of the year and youll have to like, call a librarian on the phone in order to find reliable information again

It’s possible I’m in a bit of a mood

me, getting married, at the altar: till a new hyperfixation do us part

He’s my friend and I love him.

telling my wife to measure my performance in unregretted user minutes

The ring came off my pudding can

EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—

This kind of dense, walkable urbanism is illegal to build in most US cities

hbd early

just here to follow the seven people i miss from that other place