reminder you can just add pickled jalapeΓ±os and no one can stop you. you can just do that
26.10.2025 23:59 β π 663 π 61 π¬ 54 π 7
The original appears to be: βMy hot take on β15 minute citiesβ is if you can get to the coffee shop within fifteen minutes, but the barrista who makes your drink canβt afford to live closer than a half-hour away, then you live in a theme park.β - Gareth Klieber
27.10.2025 03:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It ys the seasoun of decoratif gourdes you knaves
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what if me having a backbone is exactly what the bad guys want, have you thought about that
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In rodents, no differences were found between males and females in premature responding when the reward was food; however, when the reward was cocaine, female rats made significantly more premature responses
I am alway saying this: Women hate food and love cocaine.
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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