What do you call a gathering of Dateline groupies?
A murder
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What do you call a gathering of Dateline groupies?
A murder
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20.06.2025 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I post a lot more there than I do here.
20.06.2025 16:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My Twitter account has gained a few thousand followers and Iβve had my hands full with it.
20.06.2025 16:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs Friday and I feel like troubleβ¦
20.06.2025 15:29 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Happy Fatherβs Day! Shout out to the daddies who give you aftercare, not child support π€
16.06.2025 03:51 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs a shame I donβt have a strong pair of shoulders to throw these legs over π€
12.06.2025 14:34 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Oh now I hadnβt even thought about it like that π€ π
11.06.2025 17:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Now accepting applications for big spoon
11.06.2025 16:43 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Good morning! Happy Tuesday π₯°
10.06.2025 14:04 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Going to buy tickets to a minor league baseball game only to find out itβs βERAsβ night and theyβre highlighting every era from Fearless to Midnightsβ¦.YES PLEASE!!!
09.06.2025 15:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Monday again? I must be doing it wrongβ¦
09.06.2025 14:55 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I have no idea who you are and you need to stay out of my replies with your abusive nonsense. Go whine somewhere else.
09.06.2025 02:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy #SteamySunday. I managed to sneak in a much needed shower while dinner simmers.
09.06.2025 00:42 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Breadsticks look great!
08.06.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Productive morning π Got groceries, baked a dozen sourdough chocolate chip cookies, did some laundry, and prepped veggies for French onion beef stew for dinner. Now Iβm off to the movies to see Dangerous Animals.
08.06.2025 16:23 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well this chocolate sourdough loaf is incredible. The bread really isnβt sweet at all, as expected, but the chips give it some sweetness. Topped with some kerrygold butter and cherry preserves, it was heavenly.
08.06.2025 02:28 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Trying out some chocolate sourdough loaves this weekend. The dough has espresso, a little honey, cocoa powder, and milk and white chocolate chips.
07.06.2025 13:03 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 4 π 1And this is funnier with a little contextβ¦Iβm the only woman in a department of 115 people π
06.06.2025 15:21 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Itβs a real sausage fest at work today π€
06.06.2025 15:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fridayβ¦we made it, yaβll π€π©·β€οΈ
06.06.2025 13:27 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you! I just love hotel room nudes π I donβt get the opportunity often!
05.06.2025 15:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh thank you! (I had a hotel room to myself for a little bit π)
05.06.2025 15:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Crack the shutters open wide, I want to bathe you in the light of dayβ¦
05.06.2025 15:31 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0Ugh Iβm sorry to hear that! I hope you get it repaired for real soon.
04.06.2025 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Gonna park it here and read smut and drink a coke if you donβt mind
04.06.2025 16:54 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we just go back to bed and cancel Wednesday?
04.06.2025 15:57 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Better late than never right? I hope Tuesday treated you well.
03.06.2025 23:57 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Learning how to love my body from the way you worship it.
Donβt stop. Harder.
Yes it was in a theater in Montgomery.
02.06.2025 21:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0