Mooyeens

Clicked on an advert for a book to read the synopsis, and it starts off mentioning that the MMC has waited for 4,000 years for his fated mate.

Anyway. It makes me wonder just how many centuries and/or millennia must one livebefore they start to go mad?

Anyway. I’d be totally on board with religion, especially Catholicism, if it was all about cats. 🐈 🐈‍⬛

Mom’s back on a religious kick, and tonight she called about picking out an image of Jesus for whatever reason, but was having difficulty forwarding the image via text.

Me: That’s ok. I don’t need to see it. I know what Jesus looks like.

Mom: …

My focus this afternoon has been terrible.

Me: I need to look something up!
Me: *opens browser*
Me: *stares at browser for far too long*
Me: Wait… what was I going to do?

Next time I write a letter that will be snail mailed to an employee, I will write it in Comic Sans with shouty caps, justified, 2 spaces after each period, with a greeting of “yo” and close with “kthxbai”

How’s that for “professional?” 🙄

This evening while at Menards, I came across drills and briefly thought about asking where the analog screwdrivers were located before remembering they’re just called “screwdrivers.” 🤦🏽‍♀️

I feel like a fair number of books would actually be a short story if people bothered to communicate.

a cartoon horse says no sir i dont like it Alt: a cartoon horse says no sir i dont like it

Losing my sense of taste and smell means I am noticing textures more when eating and I dislike this development greatly.

I keep getting adverts that highlight quotes from a book, and half the time I have no idea why that line(s) was chosen. Like, was this really the peak of the author’s brilliance, or did the intern just close their eyes, point and then call it good [enough]?

I accepted a slice of cranberry bread from the stranger next to me. Was it smart? Probably not. But was it delicious? Most definitely.

The crows at work have been very vocal today.

For context, I watched an interview of someone from Poland about their relative learning English 6 months through a local org & is now attending college. The person filming commented that the person being interviewed spoke very good English, & she was like “I’ve lived here for 31 years.” 🤷🏽‍♀️

I don’t know why it bothers me when I hear a person tell someone that their “English is very good,” when their English is not the topic of discussion.

Anyone else bothered by this?

Amongst friends this evening, I am probably the only one excited about seeing fireflies/lightning bugs outside. Whatever. I’m gonna lay here and enjoy for a bit before I fall asleep, because I don’t see them as often as I used to.

If I were from Oklahoma and I owned a schooner, I would name it “Boomer.”

Fuckin’ RFEs, man.

I’m gonna have to get some meta glasses or something for my commutes to/from work.

I saw a couple adult geese walking down a winding boardwalk with their adolescent geese (are they still considered goslings at that point?) & it was adorbz. But I was driving & couldn’t stop to take a pic. 😩

The secret ingredient in Doritos Flamin’ Hot Korean Style BBQ chips is disappointment.

It was referencing someone being an asshole driver, but I think it totally applies to lifted trucks with oversized tires and testicles hanging from the hitch.

Just heard the term “prick-up truck,” and I kinda dig it.

Most folks talking about a building being painted: The building’s been painted orange.

Me: It’s been oranged.

My brain will forever read FCFS as FFS and I am okay with this.

If I could combine the toe box of Hoka Gaviota 5 with the rest of the Saucony Hurricane 24, I would have my perfect shoe.

If anyone has a spare kidney they’re willing to donate, please consider donating it to my childhood friend, Myda.

She has end stage kidney failure & is on dialysis, but because she is not currently on the transplant list, she is looking for a living donor.

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Y’all, I don’t wanna jinx it, but I think my migraine might actually be gone.

Guess I’ll find out tomorrow.

From Chingona, Inc: Image of Donald Trump with photoshopped tattoo of “pendejo” on his forehead. Image text reads “some people say it’s photoshopped. But I looked at it and it’s 100% real. I mean, who would lie about a forehead tattoo?”

100% legit.

Much like my anxiety, this migraine is a roller coaster, especially this afternoon/evening.

Me: I feel better.
Migraine: LOL. No, you don’t.

*wash, rinse, repeat*

¡Jaja! Sound sensitivity isn’t usually a thing with my migraines, so I’ve got that going for me. 🥳

Shoutout to @uyquehorror.bsky.social for distracting me from the pain that is a migraine. They always bring a smile to my face, even when miserable. ❤️

Well… immigration questions as they relate to the H1B and permanent residency. Any other topic or form and I am clueless.