@joncole.bsky.social
All views the product of cultural marxist brainwashing.
Wind in Our Sail is Weezer's best song. Don't at me bro.
08.06.2023 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's do John Krasinski next.
16.05.2023 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Looking forward to making more memories here with you! 🤩
16.05.2023 23:05 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Things no one has ever texted me: "Here's a funny clip from Fallon last night."
16.05.2023 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that staffers aren't getting paid, we should all just get honest about how we feel.
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social, you're a real embarrassment. And no one respects you. And no one thinks you're funny.
It's like... sure, @jimmyfallon.bsky.social has always been super cringe & has always platformed & normalized Trump & Bored Apes & some of the premiere scam artists of our time. But no one was gonna start a gofundme for his spine transplant because hey at least the Roots were getting a payday. 1/
16.05.2023 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I ordered a USB fingerprint reader last week so I no longer have to reach over to my laptop to unlock my PC. If you buy a vlogging camera, it will make me feel less bad about my totally unnecessary gadget purchases.
12.05.2023 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gonna need someone to deepfake Shania Twain's vocals onto all of Def Leppard's Mutt Lange-era hits for me. Thanks.
11.05.2023 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or maybe just one single not even major person on Zimmerman's team skimming the newspaper in the district in which they're running for stories about the election?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10.05.2023 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
8. Goo Goo Dolls' Long Way Down. This is technically a '95 song but it was on the Twister soundtrack in '96 & that's when I first learned they were better than Name. Funny to think back prior to the decade of mom hair sad ballads, when they still had spunk.
https://youtu.be/zK6PiJCw_Jg
This is my kinda porsche content.
09.05.2023 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's one way not to forget.
09.05.2023 00:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meredith Brooks' Bitch. Collective Soul might've made drum machine rock a national joke, but for a brief moment on an otherwise terrible record, Meredith Brooks redeemed it with this gen x ode to "we all contain multitudes."
https://youtu.be/_ivt_N2Zcts
The Refreshments' Banditos. "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people" so let's rob a bank is such a '90s conceit for a song. Plus a Slash-but-better guitar solo. And a prominent Captain Picard reference. These guys also did the King of the Hill theme.
https://youtu.be/qE6T-mGuuDY
Spacehog's Mungo City. Everyone thinks SH was a 1-hit wonder, but this later single sounds like Sweet played at half-time and it rips. An all-time glam jam, imo.
https://youtu.be/E8Rwvwu3RrE
4. Fastball's The Way. This song is actually based on a true story about an elderly couple with dementia who left their home in Texas to attend a local festival across town & ended up driving into a ravine in Arkansas. The '90s were random.
https://youtu.be/X5jlTlUTWfQ
3. Barenaked Ladies' The Old Apartment. Weird '90s slacker nostalgia. This recording screams "local band," despite the all important Jason Priestley endorsement. "Why did you plaster over the hole I punched In the wall?" BNL should've definitely stayed in Canada.
https://youtu.be/8ggJS0p-QQc
2. Everclear - I Will Buy You A New Life. Kind of The Pretender updated for the Springer era. Art does say the new car is new, but it's earnest. Peak dumb rock elevated by rad organ. Was never in the cards for EC to make the Lorde switch from underdog to overdog.
https://youtu.be/W05cPXpUHGI
1. Smash Mouth's Walkin' On the Sun. Random crack shaming notwithstanding, this song rips. Weird Perrey & Kingsley synth samples, a Mr Wizard name check... This was the socal cool everyone was shooting for. No one scales the mountain but SM. Then they fell off directly.
https://youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8
Late-era radio rock ('96-'00) was an over-produced cringefest of over-drumming & bad hair styles. Jack White & the Strokes were supposed to save us. They didn't. But a few of these songs deserve a rehab...
08.05.2023 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Still out there lookin' like Alfred E Neuman, Charles. P.
06.05.2023 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still convinced that the unrealized opportunity w/ AI is to deepfake Mark Duplass into all of John Krasinski's scenes in the Office so we can then just forget he exists entirely.
05.05.2023 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lOOK, i DON'T WRITE THE RULES. i JUST COPY & PASTE THEM FROM cHATgpt.
05.05.2023 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You mean everyone being on the same side of the aisle? You know. Politically.
05.05.2023 15:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
At the risk of interfering with an art project, this seems like relevant info.
https://www.artnews.com/art-in-america/features/brad-troemel-memes-criticism-1202673085/
Bro is obviously a big fan of the "wait for it..." genre.
03.05.2023 06:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had the same issue trying to share Spotify/YouTube from web. Downloaded the Android app & it unfurled fine.
03.05.2023 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stuff like this & contranyms should be illegal.
02.05.2023 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Ravens franchise owner Art Modell called his ownership brethren '28 capitalists who act like socialists.' Of course, it’s socialism for them, and brain injuries, non-guaranteed contracts, and a 100 percent injury rate for the players. Socialism for the bosses, cutthroat individualism for the rest."
02.05.2023 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of the Writers Guild announcing their strike starting at 12:01 AM EST Tuesday.
It’s on! #WGAStrike
02.05.2023 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
