albstern

Jam it on the one.

The Venn Diagram of people who don't believe reports from the Gazan Health Ministry but also don't want international journalists to investigate is a circle.

Da Pope

How come nobody is protesting White Lotus being so baldist?

We've got room for 12 buttons but I can only think of like 7. Any ideas?

Richard knows.

This did not age well.

YouTube video by Bleacher Report Alex Ovechkin Breaks Gretzky's Record for Most Goals in NHL History 🚨

Ovechkin!

Not to take away from this achievement but the most amazing related stat is that Gretzky still has more assists than any other NHL player has goals and assists combined.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHC...

This new GPT image generator is incredible.

It's perfect for me because I'm flying home this afternoon but it does not feel like opening day.

Go get em, Tigers!

I made a website that lets you generate Yiddish curses. Give it a try, curse your enemies (or just your mildly annoying acquaintances), and if you like it, feel free to share before it gets me put on some kind of watchlist.

If the link doesn't work, type it into a browser.

meshugganator.com/

I'm no ad man but I can think of at least 1 better idea for an orgasm themed mayonnaise commercial.

ChatGPT - Create an image of your prediction for this year's baseball season.

Poor GPT.

What about a nice craperol shitz?

Shartonnay?

If the ceasefire results in the release of the hostages, I’d be willing to bet any amount of money that Israel will resume bombing and starving civilians as soon as they are back.

I can't even imagine the level of unhinged it takes to name your kid Jeff and then go with the Geoff spelling.

I asked five versions of myself what my favorite kind of journalism is, and we all said the same thing.

Guess I was wrong about that. What did he end up doing? Are the Tigers going to re-sign him? I can't find anything.

YouTube video by Global News U.S. senator removes glasses that aren't there

I still say this is the moment it all went to shit.

youtu.be/c47MW8Y8Rk4?...

Similar feeling. Went in w very low expectations. Opening scene in the hospital room was great. A little cringy at times but they did a solid job overall. B-.

If you’ve never been to a movie theater that just switched to assigned seating, with an audience mostly made up of seniors who can’t see well in dim lighting, you’re missing out on the real show. It’s like musical chairs, but slower.

Lots of people misspelling Satan this morning.

I wonder if there is a precedent for this type of behavior we can learn from.

2024 Hanukkah menorah lineup

#hanukkah
#chanukah
#menorah