Shot a load in the throat of the minister that married us while my husband was passed out in the recliner
#oops

Oxballs. If I do some hardcore suction my nips give more of a response but mostly light play

Such big bawls

Yesterday's deadlifts left me with knots in my ass and hammies, taking volunteers who want to massage those out

I want to fully ditch Twitter and use here for my smutt but I just love videos :(

Restarting my gym journey

Doesn't take a shower for a day or so: damn I'm musky
10 mins after a shower: I can already smell my armpits again

Accidentally caught the first volley on my face tonight

A late night selfie

@danplaysband.bsky.social was great meeting you out tonight 😈😉

First set wasn't hitting hard enough so we had to upgrade for some better self tit torture

Decided if I was gonna be boring on the couch that at least I could do a bit of nipple fun

Yeah, probably wind up with a Jacob's ladder on my taint

I'm hoping to get another this winter

Pet my pussy

Bath time, because I'm filthy

Pump me up

Cum cuddle

Here kitty, kitty, kitty

Precummy

The view right before I sit on your face

The view before you swallow my pork sword

I call my bellybutton "the reservoir" for a reason

Love that toaster strudel glaze

One of my "selfie selfies" (i take a selfie everytime I accidentally hit my own face)