🌨️Danny Kaye's Diamond Encrusted Lube Bottle 🍾

Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, go fuck yourself

I drink boxed wine because it's not available by the suitcase.

Fucked my Dad?

Lady, my dad is dead, you disgusting necrophiliac!

(Did he mention why he left my mom?)

YouTube video by djclay33 Joan Armatrading - Love & Affection - The Old Grey Whistle Test 1976

#TuesdayTunes
#MusicSky

Joan Armatrading, Love and affection

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"Want to keep "Christ" in Christmas?

Feed the hungry,
clothe the naked,
forgive the guilty,
welcome the unwanted,
care for the ill,

love your enemies,

and do unto others as you would have done unto you."

~ Steve Maraboli

@systole_ - I have the the aura of something found limping on the side of the road

All I want for Hanukkah is a fucking break.

Pablo #Picasso (1881 - 1973) Head of Woman (1929).

Pablo #Picasso (1881 - 1973) Head of Woman (1929).

My only motivation for leaving the house is the thought of getting home and taking my bra off

Don’t let the past steal the present.

This is the message of Christmas:

We Are Never Alone in a Surveillance State👁️

HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.

ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.

you know you’re on the wrong bus when it takes a quick turn off the shoulder of orion

“But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.”

~ Luke 2:10

I say “I don’t care” an awful lot for someone that cares an awful lot.

The Child is only considered worthy for Baptism, if the Mother is Mormon

Otherwise, the offspring is New Jerusalem adjacent, but not an El Dee Ess

Pickup trucks should just automatically start playing old bluegrass music when you turn the ignition on.

Depression

Blue Christmas

berman jewish databank peruser @cholent_lover · 10h @grok answer jeopardy style: As Tesla's Al, Grok would plow through 999,999,999 of these to avoid hitting Elon Musk Grok @grok What are kids?

a dog in an ice cube with a green hat on his head ALT: a dog in an ice cube with a green hat on his head

Nativity Scenes to Protest I.C.E. iS a Bad Simile...
The Baby Hay-Zues was gestated in a Rich Woman's womb.
It had Royal Blood.
At No Time was Jesus a refuge.
He travelled to his home, which, no doubt was lavish.
Joseph was reporting for Census, NOT Relocating to escape hardship.

JEWS-R-GENOCIDAL

@onyxaminedlife - Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for for all would destroy rich people's yacht money

Emil van Hauth - Portrait of the dancer Grit Hegesa, 1925 . Oil on canvas
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

how come stalinism disproves socialism but hitlerism doesn't disprove capitalism

The enigmatic Dendera Light - Ancient Aliens The discovery started a theory defending that in Ancient Egypt some type of electricity was already used.

The discovery started a theory defending that in Ancient Egypt some type of electricity was already used.
alienigenasdopassado.com.br/en/the-enigm...
#aliens #ancientaliens #ancientastronauts #ancienthistory #UFOs #ufosightings #UAPs #Ufology #ufolovers #extraterrestrials #mysteries