Paul and Storm

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Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

[P] Unless it comes from the War region of France, it's just sparkling significant military operation.

[P] You learn thumbthing new every day

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[P] Thank you for raising awareness for this difficult condition

[P] "...Again"

[P] a) This is great

b) It's a great excuse to brag that I once charged the mound on legendary Mets/Phillies reliever Tug McGraw.

(It was a fundraiser softball game for my high school marching band, and it was all in good fun. I leaned waaaaaaaay into an outside pitch for it.) #yagottabelieve

[S] Okay, which of you jokers fed a Captain America action figure after midnight?

I’ve seen enough: Zendaya is Meechee

[P] I would but it turns out the clock is just a big sign with a "0" painted on it

[P] Obviously lots more important stuff going on rn, but an important tip:

When at the store and grabbing a Cherry Coke to drink on the way home, take care not to accidentally grab a new Cherry Float Coke instead, because it turns out Cherry Float Coke tases like cold garbage.

one poster says of The Wizard of Oz "This is so low budget oh my God f. And it's hailed as peak cinema what?? " another poster says "bro it was the first film in color"

let them fight . gif

[P] They may not be actively humping, but they are definitely sexy as fuck and ready to hump at a moment's notice.

Oh, and the animals are a gazelle and a human-sized fox.

[P] thoughts/prayers

Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

[P] You know how in cartoons when Yosemite Sam or whomever falls off a building and gets tangled up in a clothesline and then he continues his fall wearing the random clothes he fell through?

That.

[P] You know how in cartoons when Yosemite Sam or whomever falls off a building and gets tangled up in a clothesline and then he continues his fall wearing the random clothes he fell through?

That.

[P] a groot throuple

Debra it’s nice outside

[P] Nobody leans on Stick

[P] Also, Chef Cristina Martinez of South Philly Barbacoa is not only a James Beard award winner but has a very compelling story as an immigrant and activist for undocumented immigrants’ rights. She’s been featured on like three different Netflix food-themed specials en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristin...

[P] I probably post about Angelo’s once a year or more, but goddammit it’s so good.

You place your order then wait 30-60 minutes for it, and it’s take out only so you eat it on a bench somewhere or in your car.

It is 110% worth it. If you’re ever in Philly, make the pilgrimage.

A delicious and giant Sicilian style square pizza, which I am putting in my belly as we speak

[P] Part the last: an Upside Down with half pepperoni from Angelo’s Pizzeria. Their cheesesteaks are my favorite and rightly lauded; but I just had a cheesesteak a couple days ago, and their pizza is also outstanding and too many people sleep on it.

Yummy salty meat slice

[P] Next: some 18 month prosciutto San Daniele from Di Bruno Bros. 🤌

[P] Engaging in some caloric therapy in South Philly this afternoon. First up: one barbacoa taco from South Philly Barbacoa.

Still the best taco in the city.

folks we’re going to see some wild litigation between the world’s worst people

[P] The new Yearning Stunts Show Spectacular at Universal is...unique.