Linh but Morphinae

Find a better metaphor for the tech industry going into 2026. I’ll wait.

Sorry for the shitpost I'll go back to posting art now

ASIANS HATE HIM

He's been able to beat everyone at gambling

See how you can beat the house with this ONE WEIRD TRICK

LEARN THE TRUTH NOW

A few weeks ago I was attempting to parallel park my 2001 Honda Civic, but I just couldn't seem to get it right for the life of me. All I could think about was how much I fucking hated parallel parking to the point where I was willing to do anything to make the pain end. Then I had the genius idea to park it inside my butthole, that way I wouldn't have to deal with the fucking chore of parallel parking and I could take my car everywhere with me. I sprinkled some lube on the hood of the car and hit the gas and "fwip" it went straight in no problem. I was shocked to say the least. I casually walked into the store and nobody suspected a thing. The entire way home I couldn't stop thinking about how much of a fucking genius I was for discovering this. Last week the city inspector showed up and said "Sir, this isn't up to code. You cannot declare yourself as a multi-level parking garage." And I just stared at him and said "Watch me." They really didn't like this because a couple days later the Department of Transportation personally delivered a 400 page cease and desist letter, which promptly found itself folded into a paper airplane and flown into the garage with the rest of the cars. Scientists have tried to study it, but just when they hooked up the censors, one of them saw my 2001 Honda Civic winking back at them. He quit his job on the spot. A few days later the city inspector showed up yet again and said "Sir, this building violates every building code known to humanity-" But before he could finish the garage opened up and swallowed him whole. So the answer to how many cars can I park? All of them. If it has wheels, it has a spot. Next time you have to parallel park, consider butthole parking instead.

I hate VNs when they start having sex and the guy whips it out it's a big dick. She starts moaning in pleasure at how good it is, just because it's big, while all he's doing is thrusting. he doesn't give a damn about her, he just uses his dick and all he does is slam that thing... I like Yuzusoft vns and the romance but once the MC shows his dick, the girl's brains instantly turns off because of how big it is. I hate it I fucking hate how he can make them subservient mindless cock sleeves just because his dick is big. I want a VN where the MC has a smaller dick but he makes it work because he puts in effort to make the girls feel good. Also, please no NTR. I don't want small penis guy to get cucked by big penis. Unless it's other way around.

Art I made for a shikishi print. I wasn't sure about how I'd like the background to look, so I made two options.
I guess if I could I would sell it at a con. If anyone likes them.

Thanksgiving 🦃💦 HAPPY THOTSGIVING BITCHHHHH💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOU’RE MY FAVORITE HOE🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL 🙏🙏TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂 ARE YOU GONNA EAT SOME CUMpkin PIE?? 🥧 🥧YOU BETTER NOT ❌ BE DRY AS A TURKEY 🦃 🦃💦💦 YOU MY TURKEY THOT 💯GOBBLE GOBBLE💦💯💯

Fears

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CSP folks who name layers:

If you're tired of CSP auto-naming duplicated layers as [Layer Name] "Copy" you can disable this in File > Preferences > Layer/Frame

especially helpful for vtuber model art prep!
or if you're sick of seeing Layer 21 Copy 2 Copy 7 Co-

Okay so I was busy taking a big fat fucking shit the other day right? Then the kid living downstairs started raping my eardrums with his daily screaming session and gave me the worst constipation episode I've ever had in my entire life. Bro how the fuck am I supposed to grasp onto what little remains of my sanity when that motherfucking undersized demon literally shrieks and cries at the top of his lungs for literal HOURS on end, EVERY SINGLE DAY, I AM NOT EXAGGERATING. What makes it worse that his dad gets annoyed and starts screaming back at him, cumulating in the most nightmarish and revolting duet ever known to man. I wanted to go over to that spineless waste of oxygen who gave birth to that bastard and drill the message into his thick fucking skull that he should grow a fucking pair do something about that constantly screeching cancerous tumor they're cultivating at home. Sometimes I get the urge to go downstairs and... how do I put this delicately... put the monstrous little shit to sleep permanently with a soft, comfortable pillow. Take matters into my own hands, because whoever was unfortunate enough to end up with the burden of raising that disgusting excuse of a child clearly lacks the basic competency to teach their offspring to function like human beings instead of air raid sirens. But of course that would be against the law, and the Reddit TOS. This is not a copypasta. This is a sincere cry for help. Somebody help me. Somebody get me out of this hellhole. Somebody PLEASE HELP ME. PLEASE FUCKING HELP MEEEEE, HEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I had this idea while getting ready to leave for school the other day

This is a real milk brand

This is a real milk brand in my countryhttps://www.vinamilk.com.vn/products/sua-bot-optimum-gold-1

I’ve eroticized my Trump trauma. The title pretty much says it. The first presidency was traumatic enough. Now with everything going on in the US, I think my brain literally cannot comprehend the magnitude of the situation, and so eroticized it as a coping mechanism. I literally cannot get hard unless thinking about Donald Trump. I try so hard to reach an orgasm but at the end my thoughts always shift to him for the biggest release. Against my own will, practically. 30 seconds after I’m met with overwhelming guilt and shame. How can I fix this?

You're gonna keep losing buddy… I bought my dream house at 35… I bought every German or foreign luxury car besides a Ferrari or a Lamborghini… No, I didnt have that kind of money for a supercar… like I said, I'm not a liar. I just tell the truth and where I come from… Not so great area not so great city from a very hard background, songle mom.. that's pretty damn decent… Never got a loan once in business… I started working at 14 when I dropped out of school at McDonald's… Yes, child labor laws my mom was a manager… As mentioned, this virus has put a damper on things which I will gladly trade for my soul any day and I believe that's what happened… God took the pride out of me, he humbled me, and now I will gladly take my bills paid under any roof that is clean l and safe with any car with four safe wheels and enough money to pay my bills so as long as I know my Lord and my Lord knows me and that goes for my kids as well. I was leading them in the wrong direction, to worshipping money as i did. Now things have changed entirely, even though I might lose my life early, I won't lose my soul. I give my suffering to the Lord. God bless you by the way.

prints are fun

I'm the one COMING!
#DELTARUNE

🐰🥚Happy Easter! Here is an animation cel.🥚🐰
(and thanks to @krobopro.bsky.social )

I'm framing a refund as a bad thing but it isn't. Though I have to edit my artwork to suit a different type of print, and that's the hard part

Anti-AI rhetoric mirrors transphobic rhetoric. I'm gonna get downvoted, but sorry to say, it's similar and there's not much you can do to change my mind. "AI art isn't real art" just like people say "trans men/women arent real men/women" "We can always tell" is the same weaponized skepticism used to harass both AI users and trans people that targets creators identities and authenticity "I'm not transphobic, BUT trans women shouldn't be in women's sports" so AI art is fine for fun but using it for anything meaningful is immoral "Look at the hands/style" pointing at literally anything that doesn't align with your view of beauty and weaponizing it "They're ruining the industry/community" because just existing is somehow offensive even if you mind your own business "People who use AI are subhuman" more dehumanization given to trans people and AI artists "Ban them from online spaces" is the same rhetoric as excluding trans women from bathrooms and other public places This is all gatekeeping nonsense propagated by the anti-AI side. Different targets, same playbook. I'm not ashamed of who I am, sorry not sorry.

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

I know nobody will believe this, but I have to speak my truth. It all started 2 weeks ago, when I finally was able to download "johnny_GreenwoodSex.mp4" after 4 years of searching. I unfortunately couldn't download the last 3 hours because I was running out of storage, but I found 2 hours of footage. So I grabbed my popcorn and watched. And I noticed something strange. Most of the time, it's just the other members of radiomuse (Thom wasn't invited) but at the 30:56 mark, a big, muscular black man walks into the room. I initially thought nothing of it, but after he started giving Johnny backshots, Johnny started moaning and saying "oh, Thom, oh Thom..." Was he referring to Thom Torque of the Coldplays? I think so. I don't know who the white guy is from the 2001 Radiohead sextape, but it's not Thom. Thom Yorke is a gay black man.

These were meant for a clear card print I was suppose to make, but due to reasons outside of my control, I got refunded. So I might as well showcase them here

i shit myself cuddling with my boyfriend and didnt even feel it i am 16F. it happened a few days ago. i shit myself while i was cuddling with my boyfriend and didnt even feel it come out nor in my pants or butthole. i smelt it, but i thought my boyfriend just farted. i took my pants off, and i smelt it even more. even more obvious now. i laid down on the bed and my boyfriend asked if i shit myself. i said no, because i didnt think i did. he said he seen it smeared between my cheeks. i used my middle finger to swipe and check, and i felt the wet poop all over my finger and the smell got more horrendous. i do vape, so im wondering if thats the issue but its never happened before. i am so shocked i didnt feel it come out. it was all over my boyfriend too and rightfully he was freaking out. i am SO embarrassed i havent pooped myself since i was 11.

Do people in Brasil speak Español just a wittle bit? :3 🌸I went to Brasil(I wanted to go to Argentina to weeb out over Argentino rock musica but my grandma prefers cocaine) and I believed that the people there would, at the very least, be able to converse in basic Spanish🌸 🌸I took my chunky twink bottom to a small pueblo that llamos itself Paraty. La gente there didn't even bother to comprende what estoy hablar. Not even the older people(viejos :3) tried to speak with this chunky, soft, American white boy that's oh so easy to take advantage of. The restrainte of the Brasilian people is to be admired, that's for sure(heh)🌸 🌸What's the deal with las gente brasilians not speaking español even tho they are muy close a Argentina? 🌸

My brother found a gochizo demonstration

So I was asked to draw more illustrations because the book had spreading issues. Because the deadline is very short, two of the extra five drawings were transferred to someone else. My brother did one and I did two. These are mine.

Finished illustrations. I got news that they're approved for publishing, so here they are. Old friends of mine may recognise familiar faces.

Gave him THE tail
#deltarune #tenna

live hole reaction

For some reason I really need to make live hole reaction a thing
youtu.be/Umj2NFP1NIo original video

Shit

Piss and distilled water douching

Get cucked Elon

Uwuwuwuwuw I have a large furry cock and it's about to explode out of my pantsu 💥❤️

4 drawings I made for a poem book my mum's friend is working on. These were rejected on the basis that the poems themselves were taken out of the book. The first 3 is anguish (third was picked) and 4th is about your hometown.

US ‘illegally deported’ Vietnamese and Burmese migrants to South Sudan Immigrant rights advocates say White House violated court order and ask judge to order nearly a dozen people’s return

Stop calling kidnapping and trafficking people to countries they’ve never been to “deporting.” It’s criminal behavior by a country with no conscience. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

It's already sus enough the redpill westerners want to marry women as young as 16, maybe 12 (the younger, the more "virginal" (eughh) one). This dude wants people to find and prey on kids using patriarchal ideas??? You're not beating the allegations 😭😭😭

The article says the victims are from middle school to high school, so in the age range of 11-18

Sir these are children

"If you run into these whores, better act like an alpha male + Confucius's opinions on gender relations if you want respect. If not, these whores will use you like an emotional tampon and throw it in the friendzone bin"

He says, in short "be wary of little whores that go after old men. They marry because it's easy and don't know sacrifice, so they can keep young ppl vices like partying and consumerism. (Cont.)

Because this isn't twitter, another guy decided to drop his hot take by sharing the post, where no one can find out what he's saying

So I'm doing some digging into a community I still can't comprehend actually exists, and it wasn't long until I ran into a story of a man operating a sex trafficking ring with at least 4 teenagers (cont.)

Nói là cứt trâu cũng không được, phân động vật ít ra còn dùng làm phân bón. Cứt người mới đúng hơn

Chỉ sợ là con của thằng dòi bị tiêm nhiễm tư tưởng cặn bã EQ thấp của nó. Thế là con trở nên tàn não như bố, thấy tội vl
À nhưng mà vì thằng cứt người nó từ thiện cho người nghèo và nó mua nhà bằng cách nói xàm trên tiktok nên mình không được bảo nó ngu <3

Trong tâm mình vẫn tin tưởng những người đàn ông mà mình thân chưa tìm được người yêu thì sẽ tìm được thôi, bởi vì nếu thằng chó tun phạm nói "phụ nữ là món quà của đàn ông nên phải thành công và ăn mặc tử tế cho đàn ông" mà vẫn có vợ con thì ai cũng tìm được hết