winnie the pooh anytime someone asks him what he wants to eat

the sheer gulf in quality between madagascar 2: escape from africa and the original madagascar film has to be one of the biggest jumps in cinematic history

i’m only slightly better at my literal job than I am at baldurs gate 3 and brother I am so so bad at baldurs gate 3

Working a corporate job means never having to learn anyone’s name because everyone’s name is just Todd

reminder: moon's haunted

The scene in every alien movie where the aliens take over all the TVs by overriding broadcast signals is impossible in 2025 when everything is streaming. The aliens would be all, shit all the TVs run different HTML5 app platforms and we need to root all of them at once

Disney: “We just spent $142,000,000 to overhaul splash mountain because it contains characters from a 1946 film that depicts racist stereotypes.”

Disney+: “jump over to hulu and watch this show called ‘it’s always sunny in philadelphia’. the first episode is called ‘the gang gets racist’.”

“Angels can’t help you win the title for some reason.

Btw, remember how we told you not to tell anyone about us? That pitcher over there has lung cancer and will die in six months. Enjoy the pennant tho lmao”

Angels in the Outfield is weirder than you remember it being.