Robert

It sounds metal AF and at least I know I'm getting evaluated by a person

Team Death Panel!

Pick your poison:
Death Panel vs
United Healthcare Algorithm

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."

that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

I miss the days when Obama could just post his summer playlist instead of dire warnings.

Happy birthday man!

I do wonder if the world would be a better place if the people who believed in the rapture were actually raptured
I'll reflect on it

My systemic change idea: Make elected positions like jury duty. No more running for Congress. 535 citizens are randomly assigned to government positions. Judges are assigned randomly from the ABA. President is voted into office by Congress. No parties, no elections, just voter initiatives & policy.

After processing the last decade of tragedies, I made a helpful flowchart.

This is bothering me the most.

Industry requirements are especially heinous because they basically lock you into whatever industry you are able to find a job in when you graduate.
So because they didn't manufacture pharmaceuticals where I lived after college I am barred from entry into that industry? That's dumb.

Totally not against these kinds of requirements, but if you stack them and then use AI to eliminate candidates that are otherwise 96% qualified you can't complain that your wage costs are so high because you can't find qualified workers. I shouldn't have to lie to your AI to get your attention.

The same goes for industry requirements by the way.
"Sure you can use an HPLC, and have worked for ten years in a laboratory spanning multiple industries but have you used one in a pharmaceutical lab before?"
No. I guess I'll go fuck myself then.

Science jobs requiring special instrument training seems needlessly complicated. Even if I have been trained on a GC, the chances that it's the same make/model/configuration/software are negligible. So either way it's going to take a few weeks to learn how to use yours using your SOPs.

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

I keep seeing MAGA bots say that the US can't have effective Scandinavian-like policies because of the lack of "homogeneity".
It's barely even a dog whistle. It's literally, "well they can have nice things cause they're all white."
It's practically flaunting racism.

I finally opened the frother my mom gave me over the holidays. Game changer!

I saw a job called Open Science Fellow:
Feels like it should be the headline on my dating profile

Checking my dating apps, and I have a question:
How do you all like camping so much when rent is this high?
Having to sleep outside is the fear that keeps me showing up to work

Drag idea:
Dress with a spiral color pattern that looks like a Spencer's Gifts poster.
Add a lanyard attached to an empty Tums bottle.
Aunt Acid

I know it was performative and at times a naked cash grab, but I miss rainbow shit during #pride month!

I feel like this show was both enlightening and trolling all of us… TikTok video by CrutchesAndSpice.com|CRIPPLED

Someone beat me to it
www.tiktok.com/@crutches_an...

Started a new BG3 game as the dark urge to try out patch 8.
I named him Ted Arkurge

They didn’t even have a naughty book reading and coffee.

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YouTube video by The Bitchuation Room (with Francesca Fiorentini) NPR vs MTG Will Be Something Else

NPR vs MTG is going to be a sighy to behold youtube.com/shorts/nJNGN...

YouTube video by CrashCourse What is sex?: Sex Ed #1

As of 2022, only 29 US states required some kind of sex ed in schools—and about half of those didn’t require the information to be medically accurate. Where you live shouldn’t dictate your quality of education.

The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

Freedom of speech is crucial to a free society, but it only works if there are societal penalties for lying or spreading lies.

YouTube video by vlogbrothers We Will Eradicate Measles

Have we forgotten how amazing it is to live in this time?

youtu.be/JCvLbT1uXXg?... by @hankgreen.bsky.social