like I’m still lurking i just don’t feel the need to be unhinged
unfortunately having a stable career and a happy relationship has made me abandon my internet humor (for the best, honestly)
unfortunately they’re right
it’s so much easier and more enjoyable to finish your little tasks when you get to check a box to mark them as complete
if anyone is wondering how I’m doing I got on the wrong train twice today
my bf has hit unprecedented levels of brain rot idek what he’s sending me anymore lmaoooo
also- the new pfp? 🥵
oo i wanna do one of these!!
tewsdey
the Baltimore accent is actually insane to hear in person
the tweets here kinda feel like eating a stale chip
what about gouda
literally the last time i felt happy being on my phone
I’ll never go back because the vibes there are atrocious but I wish bsky was funnier
i miss 2020-2022 twitter
this is what i needed to hear ty
I’m convinced
America sucks because no one turns their swag on anymore
i didn’t think it would be my thing at alllll but it was so mf good
my bf made me watch arcane and ngl that was one of the best things i’ve ever watched
no one tells you that moving to a new city will make you dissociate constantly and question your place in a world where nothing is familiar
two adhd bitches saying “do you know where i put that?”
u always were
how many fingers do u have
ur so me
every time i tell myself i’m just gonna wear glasses for a while to save money i cave and order more contacts after 2 days because i hate the feeling of glasses so much lololol
i’m gonna suck your balls when i say this…
it was a hit
cooking is lowkey so fun
the way i neverrr cooked when i lived alone and now every day i’m like “hehe what should i make us tonight?”
so anyways i’m making smashed red potatoes and marry me tuscan chicken
let me know if you need recs 😎 i have some for every price point and im soooo happy to help!!
