out of nowhere my kid laughed and said "I'm having a great time with you people" which might be the funniest thing you can say in a room containing only your parents

once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all

“Ohgoddammit” - a salmon the moment they jump out of the water to see a big fat bear waiting for them

Pink and purple clouds at sunset, from my cabin balcony on the cruise ship.

Dusk at sea.

And I just got a hole in my new You Matter tracksuit🥲🥲🥲I can’t do it

I was trying to make the best of it but you could tell I just wasn’t feeling it.

Yesterday was my 23rd birthday and idk, but I’m not feeling too good about this year everything kept going wrong. I feel so bad because my girlfriend really tried her best to make this a great birthday and it’s not her fault at all. I just feel so down.

Idk yall i just keep thinkin about how fucked this country is/about to be and I keep getting frustrated all over again🥲

Take back your attention.

I don’t know how many more things I will get to create with the time I have left in this world, but I promise you this… i will make every attempt to make it a collection of obscure oddities your friends won’t have heard of.

Black music powered every significant musical movement.

Every.

Elon is not the ‘richest man in the world’ yall

He’s the richest documented man in the world— there’s undocumented wealth that goes beyond a thousand years that we can’t even comprehend

Tink is so underrated but its okay cause she’s overrated round these parts!!

Omg heyy I lowkey forgot I had this app😭

Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair

And it better come w enough bbq and ranch sauce mf💯💯💯🫵🏽

Playin episode 😂😂😂 hbu

Cillian Murphy in 28 Years Later looking dead and emaciated

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

But as soon as I get w my shorty i be

My sleep schedule is so fucked🤦🏽‍♀️

I miss the feeling of hope and joy of the Harris campaign

I’ve seen literal videos of police officers PLANTING DRUGS & GUNS on innocent black people

I’ve been straight up lied to by police to gaslight me into thinking I did something wrong when I didn’t

So I’m gonna need more evidence than “fingerprints”

Girl one thang about me I'm go be high idgaf

morning affirmation,

i deserve it all
-kendrick lamar

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

She scured of this pussayyy she scurrrreeedddddd🫵🏽🤣

My 10/10 projects

Goin thru my photos deletin stuff I dont need and im gettin a lil bit emotional seein the memories I made w ppl no longer in my life

If the song has a dope bass line I instantly love it