Jamie

A can of beer held in a man’s left hand, in a supermarket aisle. The can is yellow and orange, displaying a collaboration between Brewdog and Mackies, and purports to be a honeycomb ice cream stout.

disappointed that mackies have stooped to this level tbqhwy

imagine the green brigade finally changed font, but it was to that new instagram stories one

realising you’ve signed for partick thistle and feeling dead inside.

Back of an ice-cream van on the beach it has a long thin sign halfway down that say "slow mind (volkswagon logo) that child"

Elderly relatives talking about you at family functions:

Sirius Syntoms, by Lindstrøm from the album Sirius Syntoms

love this new one from lindstrøm, but it makes me think of shrek
lindstrom.bandcamp.com/track/sirius...

I'm Not Done (Therapy Session), by Fever Ray 1 track album

the incredible version of "i'm not done" by @feverray.music-social.com.ap.brid.gy
feverray.bandcamp.com/album/im-not...

A white road sign on a dual carriageway road in Scotland. The sign says to turn right for the following places: Bogindollo, Oathlaw, Justinhaugh and Memus.

drove past this sign the other day (not my photo). is there a finer set of place names in scotland?

haha absolutely not. i will probably pay in though. ben brannan was excellent on loan with us last season, any idea if he’s in first team plans for killie this year?

pal text me saying the audiobook sounds like he’s reading it with his finger, haha

east kilbride away on a tuesday night, now i’m interested. let’s see what south lanarkshire council 5s pitch they play on.

east kilbride, boak. close the pyramid.

A green bookstand with the words “Gifts for Dads” contains a number of books for sale in Asda, including the new Duncan Ferguson autobiography. In the foreground is a hand, making a middle finger gesture at Duncan Ferguson’s big stupid face.

i’m being trolled by the asda. not all dads.

The Girls Of Summer E.P., by Arab Strap 4 track album

still the sound of the summer.
arabstrapband.bandcamp.com/album/the-gi...

Duncan Ferguson slams Caley Thistle fans in scathing 8-page chapter of ‘Big Dunc’ autobiography Duncan Ferguson has branded Caley Thistle fans he clashed with during 13 months in the Highlands “a disgrace” in his new autobiography ‘Big Dunc’.

the arrogance of this. what a incredibly stupid man.
www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/duncan-...

Jack Shenker · Renters v. Rentiers British landlordism has not only survived, but prospered. Today, HMRC estimates that there are 2.8 million landlords in...

‘Landlordism is the closest thing we have to a national industry. King Charles is a private landlord. John Lewis is a private landlord. The homelessness charity St Mungo’s is a private landlord. So are many MPs and doctors.’

Jack Shenker on the UK’s rental crisis: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

THE SAVAGE TRUTH Podcast Episode · The Wyness Shuffle · 01/10/2024 · 2h 43m

the wyness shuffle actually had the caley emergency linesman on the podcast a few months back, about 24 minutes in - podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Screenshot of BBC news article, from October 2024. Headline: ‘15-point deduction would more than certainly relegate us' Inverness Caledonian Thistle manager Duncan Ferguson Inverness Caledonian Thistle face a "nearly impossible task" to avoid successive relegations if the club goes into administration, admits head coach Duncan Ferguson.

get it right fucking round you, you clown

discarded mark e. smith lyrics

A boy in a Celtic shirt saying “I hope it’s 100 nil to Frankfurt”, but Frankfurt has been crossed out and it now says “whoever Rangers are playing”

me every thursday night

then some boy in a white van drives past the house there, windows down, absolutely blasting “horse outside”. clearly sound of the summer ‘25.

doon at troon beach on saturday. some 13/14 year olds turned up with a bluetooth speaker, and first song they stuck on was “horse outside” by the rubber bandits. gas.

Windings, by Lindstrøm 3 track album

"windings" by lindstrøm is truly the pinnacle of human achievement - lindstrom.bandcamp.com/album/windings

i forgot about butcher, embarrassing how many rangers men we’ve had at the helm.

why stop at mccann and dodds? get duncan ferguson in to complete the staunch band of ex-caley managers and truly sink this floundering ship.

i thought these were tennents lager lovelies.

genuinely considering going to see them playing this in full just for that song.

We Are All Sluts Of Trust, by Sluts Of Trust 10 track album

meanwhile, in rocksville! slutsoftrust.bandcamp.com/album/we-are...

Spring Is Coming With A Strawberry In The Mouth Roger Doyle, Elena López and Caroline Polachek on the lasting magic and surprising second life of an '80s pop paean to young love, yearning and possibility

good read on that. anoisosard.substack.com/p/spring-is-...

YouTube video by Roger Doyle - Topic Spring Is Coming With a Strawberry in the Mouth

clocked that this is a cover, and the original is a banger. youtu.be/hxPPXYD2b54?...