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You’re correct. That’s still one of the common terms for it.

21.01.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what it’s called. You are saying the same thing he said.

21.01.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Biden preemptively pardoned J6 police officers who were beaten and injured, to protect them against retribution from the insurrection leader because they dared to testify truthfully before Congress.

Trump pardoned the thugs who beat them.

21.01.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14068    πŸ” 3410    πŸ’¬ 375    πŸ“Œ 129
Melania in a dark coat and hat with a scowl

Melania in a dark coat and hat with a scowl

Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man

20.01.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14143    πŸ” 1027    πŸ’¬ 2183    πŸ“Œ 275

Have all the MAGA people learned the new wave yet?

20.01.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1093    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 6

I get it. The cruelty is the point. But i just don't get it, man. i don't get being so obsessed and mad about people just wanting to feel comfortable with who they are. Or obsessed and mad about people who want to come here and have a better life.

20.01.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Andre the Giant & Giant Baba vs Steve Williams & Terry Gordy
YouTube video by Matt D Andre the Giant & Giant Baba vs Steve Williams & Terry Gordy

Here's a match that you may not have seen and a review of it (not even mine!) for you. Andre and Baba, both well past their prime, had a pretty remarkable match in 1990 as part of the RWTL against Doc and Gordy. Here's the match.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEix...

25.11.2024 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quick sampler of (the future Lord) Al Hayes vs Guy Robin from 57. I focus a lot on Hayes who is kind of like a cross between Backlund and Brock believe it or not (though a bit more Judo Al here), but Robin shows so much personality here. This is just a taste of it.

22.11.2024 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Vince McMahon Stands Up to Bret Hart after being Assaulted during HHH vs Patriot match! 1997 (WWF)
YouTube video by Old-School-Wrestling-Clips Vince McMahon Stands Up to Bret Hart after being Assaulted during HHH vs Patriot match! 1997 (WWF)

This is one of my all-time favorite TV angles that I rarely see mentioned anymore. Talk about a show that feels like it has just gone completely off the rails and is now out of control. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1cG...

22.11.2024 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If you market your product as β€œtactical” insecure bearded men will purchase it immediately.

22.11.2024 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re not through with this cretin but making sure he’s not Attorney General is very important for our country.

21.11.2024 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms

21.11.2024 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 47647    πŸ” 7683    πŸ’¬ 1783    πŸ“Œ 567

We will soon be allowed to proudly, courageously, and defiantly say "Merry Christmas" again.

21.11.2024 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2014    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 381    πŸ“Œ 29

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

20.11.2024 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 55779    πŸ” 12372    πŸ’¬ 999    πŸ“Œ 494

I’m disappointed with the way I’ve acted sometimes.

21.11.2024 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I made a lot of enemies at the other place. I’ll try to be on my best behavior here.

21.11.2024 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been suspend multiple times for joining about Elon getting a guillotine. He’s not that absolute.

21.11.2024 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Are birthdays gay?

21.11.2024 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Yikes! Trump DESTROYS His Own Voters’ Lives in an INSTANT
YouTube video by MeidasTouch Yikes! Trump DESTROYS His Own Voters’ Lives in an INSTANT

These Trump voters thought we were being alarmist when we warned of Trump’s plans. Now, they’re finding out.

20.11.2024 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3661    πŸ” 763    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 46
(1) It's no big secret what I wanted MJF to do at Wembley. Channel Larry Zybzsko and stall. The stalling wasn't the point though. It was the means. The heat that it would have gotten him wasn't even the point. That was the means too. At the end of the day, heat generally is. It's a means to fuel the potential energy behind a comeback. The comeback is the thing. When you have a face and a heel and a crowd that cares about the difference, it's everything.

The traditional goal of pro wrestling has always been to figure out what a crowd wants and deny them it and deny them it and deny them it so that when they get it, it's the greatest feeling imaginable. For decades, what they wanted was to see the babyface win and the heel get comeuppance. That's not nearly as true in 2024. Right now, much of the audience wants to be part of an experience, want to have bragging rights for being live for a great match, to chant "This is Awesome" or "Fight Forever." And no one enables them to do that more than Will Ospreay. He's the poster boy for it. He gives the fans what they want. So if MJF was going to be the greatest villain of his age, how could he really get under the crowd's skin? By denying them that as much as possible in the grandest venue possible. Then, in the last third of the match when Ospreay became unchained and hit spot after spot perfectly and brilliantly, it would have felt like the greatest relief (and release) in the world.

(1) It's no big secret what I wanted MJF to do at Wembley. Channel Larry Zybzsko and stall. The stalling wasn't the point though. It was the means. The heat that it would have gotten him wasn't even the point. That was the means too. At the end of the day, heat generally is. It's a means to fuel the potential energy behind a comeback. The comeback is the thing. When you have a face and a heel and a crowd that cares about the difference, it's everything. The traditional goal of pro wrestling has always been to figure out what a crowd wants and deny them it and deny them it and deny them it so that when they get it, it's the greatest feeling imaginable. For decades, what they wanted was to see the babyface win and the heel get comeuppance. That's not nearly as true in 2024. Right now, much of the audience wants to be part of an experience, want to have bragging rights for being live for a great match, to chant "This is Awesome" or "Fight Forever." And no one enables them to do that more than Will Ospreay. He's the poster boy for it. He gives the fans what they want. So if MJF was going to be the greatest villain of his age, how could he really get under the crowd's skin? By denying them that as much as possible in the grandest venue possible. Then, in the last third of the match when Ospreay became unchained and hit spot after spot perfectly and brilliantly, it would have felt like the greatest relief (and release) in the world.

(2) Max went a different way with it. That's fine. People still liked the match. We're not here to talk about that. We move on. We look to the future. Let's talk about Kyle Fletcher. I love AEW's commercial breaks. You learn so much about wrestlers by seeing how they fill time during it. This is where AEW generally sticks the heat (of shine/heat/comeback since I'm using phrases haphazardly) in its matches. That's the most important part of the match! I'm not entirely sure it would even exist for most AEW matches without the breaks because the tendency to go 50/50, your move/my move and get all the cool stuff in might be too strong.

People have been hot and cold on Fletcher the last couple of years, but I've been watching him during those breaks and I have to admit, I like what I see. He's been precociously good at interacting with the crowd, his opponent, the ref, at letting things breathe, at showing himself as a fully fleshed out character with emotions and opinions and able to emote and present all of this to the crowd. He's not just hitting stuff. He's not just sleepwalking through it until it's time for the big back-from-break spot. He's alive. It's just for a lot of the rest of the match, you didn't see it nearly as much. Great (surprising!) instincts, just maybe a career of hanging with a certain sort of crowd who had learned to get over in a certain sort of way, right?

(2) Max went a different way with it. That's fine. People still liked the match. We're not here to talk about that. We move on. We look to the future. Let's talk about Kyle Fletcher. I love AEW's commercial breaks. You learn so much about wrestlers by seeing how they fill time during it. This is where AEW generally sticks the heat (of shine/heat/comeback since I'm using phrases haphazardly) in its matches. That's the most important part of the match! I'm not entirely sure it would even exist for most AEW matches without the breaks because the tendency to go 50/50, your move/my move and get all the cool stuff in might be too strong. People have been hot and cold on Fletcher the last couple of years, but I've been watching him during those breaks and I have to admit, I like what I see. He's been precociously good at interacting with the crowd, his opponent, the ref, at letting things breathe, at showing himself as a fully fleshed out character with emotions and opinions and able to emote and present all of this to the crowd. He's not just hitting stuff. He's not just sleepwalking through it until it's time for the big back-from-break spot. He's alive. It's just for a lot of the rest of the match, you didn't see it nearly as much. Great (surprising!) instincts, just maybe a career of hanging with a certain sort of crowd who had learned to get over in a certain sort of way, right?

(3) So now he's turned on Ospreay, has cut his hair to differentiate him, and as seen on Collision's recent Komander match, has done something even more striking. He's managed to start moving differently. That Fletcher who we'd seen peek out during the breaks is starting to show himself from bell to bell. He used his robe as a feint to cheapshot Komander to start and then moved slowly, methodologically, with purpose. He grinded him down, played to the crowd, menaced Abrahantes. When I tried to explain what made Mark Henry so special during his Hall of Pain run, the best I could come up with was the notion of "negative space", what you did between the moves and the spots. Giving life to those in-between moments turns a match from a series of things that happened to a consistent, engaging, immersive reality of its own. Fletcher was absolutely nailing that here. 

And then, in the back third (after the break and after he finally nailed Abrahantes), he let Komander off the chain and they hit bombs and fireworks on the way to the finish. The crowd responded, for the most part, as they ideally are supposed to, chanting Komander's name and getting behind him. Sometimes you find a spark of hope in the most unlikely places, right?

(3) So now he's turned on Ospreay, has cut his hair to differentiate him, and as seen on Collision's recent Komander match, has done something even more striking. He's managed to start moving differently. That Fletcher who we'd seen peek out during the breaks is starting to show himself from bell to bell. He used his robe as a feint to cheapshot Komander to start and then moved slowly, methodologically, with purpose. He grinded him down, played to the crowd, menaced Abrahantes. When I tried to explain what made Mark Henry so special during his Hall of Pain run, the best I could come up with was the notion of "negative space", what you did between the moves and the spots. Giving life to those in-between moments turns a match from a series of things that happened to a consistent, engaging, immersive reality of its own. Fletcher was absolutely nailing that here. And then, in the back third (after the break and after he finally nailed Abrahantes), he let Komander off the chain and they hit bombs and fireworks on the way to the finish. The crowd responded, for the most part, as they ideally are supposed to, chanting Komander's name and getting behind him. Sometimes you find a spark of hope in the most unlikely places, right?

(4) That brings us to Full Gear and Ospreay. I don't want him to stall. That made sense for Max. It made sense for the cowardly heel champ full of bluster. Fletcher's wrestling like someone with something to prove and he has more to prove against Ospreay than anything. What he has to prove, however, is that he's his own man. If he comes out and wrestles Ospreay's match to prove that he can hang, that he's just as good as him (exactly what Max did!), that doesn't prove to anyone that he's his own man. It just proves that maybe he's as good an Ospreay as Ospreay. 

Fletcher seems to get this, right? He seemed to get it in the Komander match, way more than I would have expected him to. How does he prove it then? He goes low early and then grinds Ospreay down the whole match. He makes sure Ospreay doesn't hit his usual first-few-minutes dive. He evades and avoids hope spots so that Ospreay doesn't even get to hit them. He denies Ospreay his offense. He denies the fans the chance to see Ospreay do his thing. They get absolutely nothing for the first two thirds, not because Fletcher is a coward but because he's an absolute bastard. Then? That last third? They get everything. Maybe it scores a half star less on the following Friday morning, but if Fletcher can pull it off, it would be an experience the crowd would never forget. It would define who and what he could be moving forward. It would give AEW another piece they badly need. I guess we'll know soon enough.

(4) That brings us to Full Gear and Ospreay. I don't want him to stall. That made sense for Max. It made sense for the cowardly heel champ full of bluster. Fletcher's wrestling like someone with something to prove and he has more to prove against Ospreay than anything. What he has to prove, however, is that he's his own man. If he comes out and wrestles Ospreay's match to prove that he can hang, that he's just as good as him (exactly what Max did!), that doesn't prove to anyone that he's his own man. It just proves that maybe he's as good an Ospreay as Ospreay. Fletcher seems to get this, right? He seemed to get it in the Komander match, way more than I would have expected him to. How does he prove it then? He goes low early and then grinds Ospreay down the whole match. He makes sure Ospreay doesn't hit his usual first-few-minutes dive. He evades and avoids hope spots so that Ospreay doesn't even get to hit them. He denies Ospreay his offense. He denies the fans the chance to see Ospreay do his thing. They get absolutely nothing for the first two thirds, not because Fletcher is a coward but because he's an absolute bastard. Then? That last third? They get everything. Maybe it scores a half star less on the following Friday morning, but if Fletcher can pull it off, it would be an experience the crowd would never forget. It would define who and what he could be moving forward. It would give AEW another piece they badly need. I guess we'll know soon enough.

Porting over a bit on Kyle Fletcher (of all people) that I wrote a week or two ago, for anyone that didn't see it, because it'll be moot after Full Gear. We have to look for optimism in strange places sometimes, and I'm the kid that tries to kick the football when it keeps getting pulled away.

20.11.2024 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Two funny things about the raw milk people, one ia people who think that pasteurization means you add chemicals to the milk. The other is when they tell you that you can just boil the milk to make it safer once you get it home πŸ˜‚

17.11.2024 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1069    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 2

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