Parking Lot Bird

Bratz baddie for your viewing enjoyment 💙😇
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email to book your own parkinglotbirdink@gmail.com

i've never understood what people mean when they say time isn't real

Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point

Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point
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yeah and all their parents are weird christian helicopter parents it's so bizarre

my issue with love on the spectrum is there's no representation for the autistic baddies who are poly and have 4 partners and a sex life. tons of autistic people are fucking more than the average person and they don't cover that at all

I always leave some laundry hanging out on the line incase some outlaws or spies run through my yard and need a change of clothes

Shopping for a purse on ebay, I'm finding the Salvation Army and Goodwill selling the nice bags at a markup. No wonder there aren't nice things at the thrift store anymore. It's fucked up that people give them things for free hoping someone less fortunate will get a good deal and they flip it online

aww i'm so sorry! if you ever need a marketplace buddy lmk :)

many such cases, everyone loves to yap about keeping abusers out of the scene until it's their homie 🙄

What happened? I always have such lovely interactions when buying these wares from strangers

it took me 10 minutes to put together the design. I showed her and printed out a few sizes. She chose the middle one. She kept saying "thank you so much for talking to me" and "it's so nice to be tattooed by someone who is nice to me" she said other tattooers had been very rude to her

tattoo of a horned goddess with a bright star between her hands and a tiger skull on her head. Tattoo is half shaded

WIP i'm so excited about!!
#blackwork #blackandgray #pittsburghtattoos #queer

tattoo that says "death before detransition" in a heavy metal font

we're not going back!!! #deathbeforedetransition

I absolutely love fine line tattoos 💙✨
#tattoo #fineline #pgh #queer

New flash sheet for this Friday 💙 Share if you're in Pittsburgh or come by PMA to snag one :)

Pretty fairy jorkin it
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I miss Florida today. I would like to be in Florida and at the beach and I would like for a shark to eat DeSantis. Yes, I would like all this very much

Not sure what my point is here... maybe just that the internet has really fallen off and i'm so suspicious of every single thing I see or receive through my phone. Also I think someone named Bobby spoofed my phone number so I'm receiving all their calls now too. Yaaayyy...

people are posting AI deepfakes and we are inundated with ads for bullshit 24/7... and facebook is literally a joke with how many scams and cash grab schemes there are to try to trick our old relatives into coughing up their retirement

I receive at least 2 spam calls a day, and at least 3 spam text messages a day. Every website has decoy buttons to try to trick you into clicking on scam websites. My inbox is full of spam emails, and my dm's are full of fake porn scambots

that is worse than death i hear

Boycott all sports. Better yet, ban all sports. Fuck sports

isn't this just curly hair with a fade...?

they don't tell you that buying a house gives you an insatiable desire to destroy ⚒️

you weren't worried under biden? you must not have been paying much attention

choose your genocide 🙄

i want the social contagion of transgenderism to be real. i want to be a super spreader

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

Hi I'm Em, I make illustrations in sculpture, print, paint, and digital media. I love fantasy creatures and magic in the mundane. View my portfolio at emgoheen.com
#illustrator #portfolio

don't let the scary news get you down. let it embolden you to take action! invest in your community! make friends with your neighbors! we need to be a united front when they come to take our neighbors away