Chris Escalante

I'm glad the people who waited in line at Target for Black Friday got royally FUCKED by their "doorbuster deal"

Serves you right for going to Target.

CHICAGOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The bears are good again!!!

Bird.

pretty good MAGE hands***
ftfy

If you're open to It, there's free resources that will teach you the core material online so it at least feels like you're making progress towards what you want?

Networking jobs are 90% about your ability to obtain certifications and 10% about having a degree

Wrong answers only, what is this?

Broke: "I listen to everything."

Joke: "I like all music."

Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."

Private property don't enter without judicial warrant on restaurant window

Two stickers on street pole One says Migrants welcome ice out and one says Nazi lives don't matter

Seen in Wrigleyville

Posted by Block Club Chicago: "Cycling x Solidarity's latest mutual aid effort takes cyclists on group rides through Pilsen and other neighborhoods to buy out tamale vendors so they can stay home as ICE swarm the city. They pass out to food to people in need."

Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game

I don’t usually do the whole “go check out my latest video” thing but this might be the most important thing I’ve ever posted:

If you watch the cow hoof videos on tiktok, you have a foot fetish. I don't make the rules

Still thinking about the line my friend dropped on me the other day:

"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."

"NOW YOU SEE ME" IS GETTING A THIRD INSTALLMENT?!?!? And after calling the last one "Now You See me 2" THIS ONE Is being titled Now you see me, Now you don't!?!!??! I'm going to have an absolute CRASHOUT over this. This trash movie series has me by the BALLS. I cannot wait.

They spoiled some of the new mega evolutions in Pokémon, and Mega Starmie is just...

I am stoked for this, and cannot wait for more of whatever unhinged nonsense I just saw. I loved it so much

I've been informed she IS getting one. Good.

Milly Alcock better also get a movie. That shit was funny.

Timeline break for fluff and nonsense: The James Gunn Superman is Great. Furthermore, it's what Superman fans have wanted this WHOLE time. A Superman who's more empathetic and Human. a Luthor who drops BARS. And if the justice gang doesn't get their own movie I will fucking RIOT.

Should you worry about getting hantavirus at your I.T. job? I hate it here...

Should I do an unboxing on stream tn?

A screen cap from Fullmetal Alchemist of a character holding a pocket watch open that has "don't forget 3.oct.10" etched into the inside case.

A screen cap from the movie Mean Girls with the text "on October 3rd, he asked me what day it was" and a follow up image with the text "it's October 3rd".

Happy International Holiday October 3rd to all who celebrate~!❤️🎉❤️⏱️📖

Wasn't sure why this was supposed to be funny. Googled 56 in Japanese. That's a sensible chuckle right there.

I don't know much, but I do know I don't want to live in a place where authentic churros and horchata don't exist.

Idea for a shirt for creatives: ::sniff:: Who Arted?

Credit card stickers are millenial click bait, and im fully falling for it. Wanna guess my credit limit approximately?

Gf said that watching me talk to friends feels like she's watching Dropout TV, and I've never been so flattered in my whole life

Faeries can’t possibly be worse than our current reality.

I’m about to go walk into a mushroom circle and scream out my whole government name.

Too loud!! Dog whistle! Dog whistllllle!

Who here is not military but knows, for one reason or another, how to fly an F16, apache attack bird, or drive a Tiger II crank start?

I sing in the shower but, but I do a whole backstory. I'm a diva who uses professional equipment, so I grab my dick and say "mic check one, two!" so my sound guy gets good levels