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PAGE 1 of rough pencils for a two-page comic featuring lex luthor, harley quinn, and the joker. PANEL 1: lex is wearing a bodysuit version of his silver age goofball purple and green suspender getup LEX: OK SO, EXPLOSIVES ARE PRIMED ALONG THE PERIMETER. ALL WE HAVE LEFT TO DO IS...WHAT? JOKER: I'M SORRY - ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR THAT OUTFIT THE ENTIRE TIME? IT IS ALMOST UNBELIEVARLY DISTRACTING. LEX: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM JOKER: IT IS! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS. I TRIED TALKING TO HR, BUT THEY ALWAYS TAKE YOUR SIDE. (hr is revealed to be the joker and harley's hyenas, bud and lou, wearing suit collars and ties) LEX: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY LOOOOOVE ME JOKER: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. YOU BABYSAT FOR THEM ONE TIME. ONE! LEX: WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M VERY CHARMING. HARLEY: HE REALLY IS, BOSS JOKER: OH, FINE. EVERYBODY LOVES LEX MORE THAN THE JOKER! HA HA!

PAGE 2 Lex's phone rings. It's Clark! Lex has chosen a sleepy bedhead picture for Clark's icon and it's very cute LEX: SHIT. IT'S CLARK. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. (answering phone) HEY, BABE. WHAT'S UP? CLARK: (over the phone) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEX: OH, JUST, UH, GOING OVER SOME PAPERWORK FOR TOMORROW. (in the background, the joker is fretting over the hyenas) JOKER: YOU STILL LOVE YOUR DADDY, DON'T YOU? HARLEY: OF COURSE THEY DO! (our first exterior shot shows that the three villains are inside some kind of heavily armored personnel carrier. the exterior of the APC says ice cream. flawless camouflage. clark/superman's shadow is visible on the outside of the vehicle) CLARK: YOU ARE NOT. LEX: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? CLARK: BECAUSE I CAN SEE YOU. LEX: ...oh CLARK: LEX LEX: THAT IS CHEATING CLARK: COME OUTSIDE, PLEASE (view outside the hatch for the apc. its occupants are having an argument) JOKER: WELL, WE'RE DEAD LEX: IT'S FINE. I CAN HANDLE IT JOKER: LEX, IF WE GET SQUISHED, I SWEAR TO GOD (lex emerges from the hatch to find clark floating above him) CLARK: YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE LEX: DEFINE 'A LOT' CLARK: LIKE A LOT, A LOT LEX: I SEE. IS IT MORE OR LESS TROUBLE IF I START UNZIPPING THIS (he begins to unzip his bodysuit CLARK: ...GO ON JOKER: OH, NOW I UNDERSTAND THE OUTFIT

Rough pencils for a two-page comic about Lex causing an HR incident by being Too Hot. Unfortunately for the future productivity of Joker, LLC, it turns out that there is a tactical advantage to having an outfit you can just unzip all the way down

i want you all to know that i care about you, which is why i sit here and do these heinous walls of alt text by hand. PENCILS FOR SIX-PANEL COMIC FEATURING HARLEY QUINN, THE JOKER, AND LEX LUTHOR. COMIC IS IN THE STYLE OF SCREENSHOTS FROM TIKTOK (or whatever terribly named fake tiktok they have in the dc universe) PANEL ONE: harley quinn yelling into the camera HARLEY: HI EVERYBODY!! I'm back from Arkham!! Today, I'm just hanging out at home with Mr. J-- PANEL TWO: extreme closeup of the joker because harley is holding the phone RIGHT up in his face. lex is in the background JOKER: Harley. Too close. PANEL THREE: camera has moved past the joker to lex HARLEY: --and his friend LEX: Do not show my face. HARLEY: I'll edit it out <3 (Chat, she did not edit it out.) PANEL FOUR: the scene cuts to the Joker with his arms full of cleaning products HARLEY: What are you boys up to? JOKER: (way too delighted to explain what he is doing) Oh! We're seeing who can make the deadliest weapon out of household cleaning products. PANEL FIVE: camera has moved past the joker and is pointing down at lex, who is crouched in front of an open sink cabinet LEX: Yeah, but we still haven't established if we're using general household chemicals--or YOUR household chemicals. JOKER: I don't see how that would make ANY difference. PANEL SIX: camera zoomed in on lex LEX: ...There is napalm under your sink JOKER: Is THAT where I put it? Well, I'll be damned.

Harley Quinn maintains a robust social media presence, mostly consisting of hundreds of videos of her hyenas (and some of the joker). i was going to add the tiktok interface but i got tired!! i'll put it in if i ever decide to color it

i lied, i did finish it

3-panel comic of clark kent on the phone with lex luthor PANEL 1 clark in his office cubicle. it's a mess, there's notebooks and a coffee cup and sticky notes on everything. clark: and another thing--i distinctly remember saying NO CRIMES. lex: (over the phone) it's--ok, i don't want to start a fight, here, but we did not agree to 'no crimes.' we agreed to fewer crimes. clark: lex. lex: crimes of a less destructive nature clark: LEX. PANEL 2 lex in his office, being accosted by harley who is climbing on top of him to listen to his phone conversation. they are both sitting on the couch. the joker is behind the couch, sort of trying to stop harley but mostly looking tired lex: yes, CLARK, what is--OW! would you get off me? harley: what's he sayin'?? clark: (over the phone) is that--are they there RIGHT NOW? lex: NO. that's the, uh. washing machine. clark: in your OFFICE? joker: (in background) harley, honey, let's leave lex alone harley: (in background) i just wanna know what they're sayin! PANEL 3 closeup of clark on the phone, rubbing his forehead lex: (over the phone) yeah, it's SFX: CRUNCH CRONCH lex: ...look, if you want a better lie, you're gonna have to call me back. there's a hyena eating my desk. clark: oh, my god CRUNCH joker (or lex, the speaker is unidentified): bud! stop that! SKRRRNK #clex #superlex

what part of this comic took the longest time to do? that's right: clark's kitten calendar

Artwork of Barret Wallace of FF7, jumping—or falling—for joy. He’s drawn proportionately to his original low polygon design from the 1997 game, but with modern flourishes inspired by Remake and Rebirth.

An illustration of everyone’s favourite eco-terrorist, Barret Wallace, wearing his iconic sailor outfit from the Shinra cargo ship/cruise ship section of FF7. He already has the mouth of a sailor, now he has the threads to match. Despite his curmudgeonly exterior, we all know deep down he absolutely loves his super comfortable and stylish sailor suit. His exposed tummy reveals a heart tattoo, with the name of a long lost lover, perhaps?

it’s Barret Wallace’s birthday, and it’s also ✨my✨ birthday 🎈
give the big guy some love for the both of us 👉🏽👈🏽❤️

#FF7 #FFVII #FF7R #FFVIIR
#finalfantasy #finalfantasy7 #art

Have a Marlboro. #art

a figure walking away. The Benefits of Walking Away 1. Makes bad things disappear quickly 2. Gives everyone optimal view of your back 3. Answers guestion, "I wonder what would happen if I just walked away"

Hey, artist! Quote with your fanart!✨️

a close up of a man 's face with the name jenziggy written in the corner ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the name jenziggy written in the corner

I'm currently in Superman brainrot, so naturally, I started Smallville.
Somehow I've gnawed my way to season four, so far.

The absolute batshittery of the show aside - I think one of the most infuriating, repeated scenes is people bursting into Lex's office (living room?) WITHOUT KNOCKING 🫠

i'd rather be cringe and whimsical than mean and miserable

Clark Kent on Smallville in the journalism room using a late model iMac g3 in goofy ass green

Show me a single prop choice that can do 10000% of the work establishing the period setting of a tv show

Been watching Smallville #smallville #ClarkKent

sanrio clex

My contribution to the #Clex propaganda 💢💖

#superman #art

"Just get a VPN"

"Just move somewhere else"

No one should have to spend more money on getting the rights they deserve. Meaning no one should have to spend money on a VPN & no one should have to spend even more money to move. People deserve to stay where they at and still have rights.

Black and white photo of a lovely white woman in dark clothes and a fur stole, standing outside and looking affectionately down at a shorthaired tabby kitten that she is stroking. The kitten is facing her, looking excited to see her, standing on a low wall.

Hello little friend. 😊 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Please help reach the goal for Girl Scouts Visit Elizabeth's ​personalized site now to see how you can help.

My kid is fundraising with her girl scout troop! Please help if you can. There's the option to just donate if you don't watch to order things. Thanks! 💚

Time Compression #ffviii

Cid from Final Fantasy XVI redraw as the Ben Affleck smocking meme.

Ho the joy to be a single father.

(sorry, I had to remind you all that I'm not a serious artist).

#ffxvi #cidtelamon

Kofi private stream piece for Bianka!

Clex, now also in the ne flavor: Salt.

My Yakuza fanart collection is now available as a digital zine! Link + info in the thread, thank you so much for looking 💕

#Yakuza #龍が如く #龍が如く0

'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'

You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:

First card of #DionLesage framed. I don't think I did too bad a job.

Nnnnow it's just a question on where to hang it in my tiny room...... 🫠

at some point people started using "problematic" as synonymous with "narrative conflict exists" like the existence of characters facing problems is in of itself the problem and not, you know, how plots progress