lynn

Another way to shit yourself. Being spooked

chugging a hot coffee right before you work out is actually great?

really motivates you to finish walking on the treadmill quickly so you don’t shit on yourself

YouTube video by Mystery Supply Co. Scooby-Doo Spooky Space Kook Haunted Ambience - Thunder, Wind Sounds and Music (1 hr)

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let the grinch have a lil roast beast cmon

give a man a fart, he’ll take a shit

I think we need a brand new symbol to match with the specified use of the ampersand.

Like maybe the ampersOR.

Is forward slash universally accepted as “or”? I’m down if it is.

Gets kinda confusing to think of “and/or” as “and or or”, but I guess that’s right

Why is there a symbol for “and” like the ampersand (&), but nothing for “or”?

Feels like there’s potential there.

Look, I know it’s not that same thing, but as a society, we should just nix the term “vaping” call it all “smoking” so we don’t have to explain it like this.

oldie

RPing as everyone’s shitty little cousin in the new Skate game

shout out to the poop cuck chair in the bathroom at the gym

start digging in your butt aphex twin

unsurprising, but the people who make the New York Times puzzles really like to mention fencing

it pisses me off when an artist I consider really talented posts a photo of themselves and they’re hot too

just realized I’ve had “big head mode” enabled this whole time smbh🤦

I love to shit
It’s like I’m the landlord now

Here’s yr eviction notice, dumbass

“There are infinite parallels universes that exist where you make the opposite of the decision you just made”

Me: Constantly considering shitting my pants, but actively choosing not to just to troll other multiverse versions of myself

more rap lyrics:

I’m a reluctant vegetarian, sufferin succotash

Awfully pompous thing to name a lake.

John Troll-Volta

Please pay me, Dreamworks

@dwanimation.bsky.social

Been churning thru mini-crosswords while I walk on the treadmill at the gym for weeks now.

Can’t tell if I’m actually physically & mentally working out and this is amazing for me or if I’m a psycho

just found out that all the rolled up slices of ham that @kl0bsnack.bsky.social has been giving me as a snack actually had my daily prozac hidden inside them

tricked again! 🤷

I wish this for you too so much

car commercial songs are Hyundai sonatas

heard the tagline for the new Smurf’s movie is “blue lives matter”

I do it nearly every time