TBF I manage to roll out "cake or death?" fairly regularly.
17.11.2025 21:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@vernpitt.bsky.social
Journalism lecturer at Bournemouth Uni, cycling and business hack. Lover of metal, hip hop and shiny carbon things. Half-baked opinions all my own.
TBF I manage to roll out "cake or death?" fairly regularly.
17.11.2025 21:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Very good point. I hadn't thought of that.
30.10.2025 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh I never doubted that the dates are in the rules, I was just saying the UCI has never felt too duty bound by the letter of its own rules.
30.10.2025 15:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I might be wrong on this but I could swear those deadlines you mention have been flexed in the past. They're not quite as set in stone as they appear.
30.10.2025 14:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@betteridgeslaw.bsky.social
30.10.2025 13:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day is Christmas for you then!
28.10.2025 14:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you buy this then on 25 December David Lappartient will climb down your chimney and personally check the length of your socks.
It's what every kid dreams of.
I spend a fair bit of time telling students sports journalism isn't just match reports, so I'm glad to have a new bonkers example to use.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz...
I had fun on Saeed and Jason's podcast the other week talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hunting centaurs and ice cream.
If you're keen to know what creature I'd select as my battle companion. Listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/5Gam...
WARNING: There is no cycling chat.
Oscar Delaite rode 752 laps of an indoor track to break the longest continuous wheelie record
cyclingmagazine.ca/mtb/french-c...
It is, in cycling's case, the fans NOT the sport itself that are taking a lead.
25.09.2025 19:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nothing to see here just weeks after re-naming the place the Department of War. No reason to be twitchy at all.
25.09.2025 16:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bloody internet!
23.09.2025 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have started again.
23.09.2025 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well considered stuff from @adambecket.bsky.social here.
www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/the-r...
Oh that's odd.
23.09.2025 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Chart showing share of followers per user percentile. A user in the 50th percentile has 1 follower. A user in the 99.99th percentile has 11,241 followers.
If you have two followers, you are ahead of half of all Bluesky accounts.
If you have 400 followers, you are in the top 1%.
bsky.jazco.dev/stats
I do enjoy the rather 90s vibe of this look.
21.09.2025 12:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kit designer: How bright would you like in this kit?
Mali cycling boss: Yes.
"Journalism is printing something that someone does not want printed. Everything else is public relations."
- George Orwell
Worth a read.
www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/cycli...
Ned's bang on here.
16.09.2025 11:21 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Stage 18 has been shortened from the 27.2km ITT to the much shorter 12.2km due to worries around rider safety with the potential of more protests.
On the racing side, Vingegaard π©π° and Almeida π΅πΉ looked to have poorer day yesterday but Pidcock π¬π§ and Hindley π¦πΊ will, however, likely lose time today.
"Audiences don't care about platforms - they care about stories, authenticity, and relevance," Ed Sayer talking about cooking shows, but he could just as easily be talking about journalism. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
11.09.2025 08:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kinda sucks that it's come to this but I think @cmbreports.bsky.social is on the money here.
The UCI need to remember the distance between farce and tragedy is very very small.
Hope he makes a full recovery, this sounds really nasty.
www.instagram.com/p/DN5kbeDEVh...
Oh so many thoughts! I don't agree that there's no writers with personality. Jonny Long does a fine line in nonsense, CMB does great reporting and Rachel Jary has a real voice. Those are all under 35 I believe and there are others.
You'll need to buy me a beer to hear all the rest.
Presumably it will fight Godzilla in The Channel on bonfire night.
15.08.2025 17:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I think audiences can cope. I suspect the main reason for it is The Batman and Superman are so tonally different that any merging probably weakens both as a proposition.
07.08.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Interesting, I didn't know this trick.
05.08.2025 08:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0