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Vern Pitt

@vernpitt.bsky.social

Journalism lecturer at Bournemouth Uni, cycling and business hack. Lover of metal, hip hop and shiny carbon things. Half-baked opinions all my own.

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TBF I manage to roll out "cake or death?" fairly regularly.

17.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Very good point. I hadn't thought of that.

30.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I never doubted that the dates are in the rules, I was just saying the UCI has never felt too duty bound by the letter of its own rules.

30.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might be wrong on this but I could swear those deadlines you mention have been flexed in the past. They're not quite as set in stone as they appear.

30.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@betteridgeslaw.bsky.social

30.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day is Christmas for you then!

28.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you buy this then on 25 December David Lappartient will climb down your chimney and personally check the length of your socks.

It's what every kid dreams of.

28.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live updates: NBA stars Chauncey Billups and Terry Rozier arrested in illegal sports betting bust NBA stars Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier and Damon Jones are among those arrested in two illegal gambling cases, according to the FBI.

I spend a fair bit of time telling students sports journalism isn't just match reports, so I'm glad to have a new bonkers example to use.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz...

23.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 17: Vern Pitt

I had fun on Saeed and Jason's podcast the other week talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hunting centaurs and ice cream.

If you're keen to know what creature I'd select as my battle companion. Listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/5Gam...

WARNING: There is no cycling chat.

10.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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French cyclist sets new world record with six-and-a-half-hour wheelie - Canadian Cycling Magazine Oscar Delaite rode 752 laps of an indoor track to break the longest continuous wheelie record

Oscar Delaite rode 752 laps of an indoor track to break the longest continuous wheelie record

cyclingmagazine.ca/mtb/french-c...

07.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is, in cycling's case, the fans NOT the sport itself that are taking a lead.

25.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing to see here just weeks after re-naming the place the Department of War. No reason to be twitchy at all.

25.09.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody internet!

23.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have started again.

23.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Rwanda World Championships feel like a watershed moment for cycling, but there's a shadow hanging over the event It certainly looks like no other Worlds has before, and even that’s a good thing

Well considered stuff from @adambecket.bsky.social here.

www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/the-r...

23.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's odd.

23.09.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Chart showing share of followers per user percentile. A user in the 50th percentile has 1 follower. A user in the 99.99th percentile has 11,241 followers.

Chart showing share of followers per user percentile. A user in the 50th percentile has 1 follower. A user in the 99.99th percentile has 11,241 followers.

If you have two followers, you are ahead of half of all Bluesky accounts.
If you have 400 followers, you are in the top 1%.
bsky.jazco.dev/stats

21.09.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 138

I do enjoy the rather 90s vibe of this look.

21.09.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kit designer: How bright would you like in this kit?
Mali cycling boss: Yes.

21.09.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Journalism is printing something that someone does not want printed. Everything else is public relations."

- George Orwell

20.09.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cycling’s governing body says sport isn’t political – they’re wrong, everything is political Opinion – the UCI’s response to pro-Palestine protests at the Vuelta a EspaΓ±a is hypocritical, and short-sighted

Worth a read.

www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/cycli...

16.09.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ned's bang on here.

16.09.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stage 18 has been shortened from the 27.2km ITT to the much shorter 12.2km due to worries around rider safety with the potential of more protests.

On the racing side, Vingegaard πŸ‡©πŸ‡° and Almeida πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή looked to have poorer day yesterday but Pidcock πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ and Hindley πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί will, however, likely lose time today.

11.09.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the 'cronut' tells us about why TV cooking shows are dying The curious case of why the UK has fallen out of love with once-beloved 'chop and chat' food shows.

"Audiences don't care about platforms - they care about stories, authenticity, and relevance," Ed Sayer talking about cooking shows, but he could just as easily be talking about journalism. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11.09.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda sucks that it's come to this but I think @cmbreports.bsky.social is on the money here.

The UCI need to remember the distance between farce and tragedy is very very small.

09.09.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hope he makes a full recovery, this sounds really nasty.

www.instagram.com/p/DN5kbeDEVh...

28.08.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so many thoughts! I don't agree that there's no writers with personality. Jonny Long does a fine line in nonsense, CMB does great reporting and Rachel Jary has a real voice. Those are all under 35 I believe and there are others.

You'll need to buy me a beer to hear all the rest.

17.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Presumably it will fight Godzilla in The Channel on bonfire night.

15.08.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think audiences can cope. I suspect the main reason for it is The Batman and Superman are so tonally different that any merging probably weakens both as a proposition.

07.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting, I didn't know this trick.

05.08.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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