im gonna slap you in the nuts. Im not tagging anyone.
Food:ASS
Season:FALL
Drink: HARD LIQUOR
COLOR: THE DARKEST BLACK YOU CAN IMAGINE
anime: Ex-Arm

I don't know why everyone is getting mad at you for this, Im a cop and I shoot at least 3 dogs a day. It's what gets me up in the morning.

Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024
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granny

Finally slammed his dick in the car door enough that the funny people and artists are coming here. If it weren't for my boomarks id be long gone

Some Elon Musk bullshit about giving loans to people to go to Mars

A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies!

This is what bad tweeting looks like

Test
Tickles

welcome new users. a post on bluesky is called a Tweet. when you repost the Tweet to your own feed that's called a retweet

oh i still need to finish it 🥲

Pumpkin hoop

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

simply *the* most dogshit poster of all time. he does not have a funny bone in his body and it makes him so sad and confused. i know fellas who use big bang theory gifs in groupchats and they're funnier than this. guys who put themselves down as jedi on the census.

A photo of blank refrigerator doors at Walgreens made of LCD screens

The screens that are supposed to show what's in each of these doors are broken.

If only we had some sort of technology that would allow for seeing what is inside a fridge without opening it. Someone needs to disrupt this industry.

Some guy asks Leslie and Brianne which one is the goofy one and which one is the straight man, and Brianne explains that they are both gay women.

A man standing with his hands on his hips and wearing reddish translucent glasses and smiling. He is wearing a coat that stretches down to his lower legs and is mostly grey on one side and colourful on the other side.

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Utterly, like not a single soul:

Me: here comes a 🔭🧪 thread on Jeff Goldblum as neutron stars in pulsar evolution models 🧵👇🏽
(all 📸 credits to Jeff’s Insta account)

1. Jeff Goldblum as the millisecond pulsar. Rapidly rotating, highly magnetised, matured.

Dilbert 2147

he would fuck a toaster