Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord

I don’t like to blame officials.

Few things make me question my faith in humanity more than driving a car in Columbus Ohio.

Crew legend forever. Build the statue.

The Crew look like a team out of ideas. The Browns have the same idea that they execute in so many different ways.

Should have brought Emmanuel Sabbi home too. We have a knack for letting guys like this slip away…

Tony Baloney Precourt

Nice try Queso Prince.

Browns so hot we’re going international.

Flacco is killing the Browns. I hate it but it’s true.

Sometimes you have to give the people what they want.

You can’t call yourself Ben Poop and then be stingy with said poop. Just saying.

With 40 starting QBs since 99 who could blame you for forgetting one of the least relevant.

The Disrespected Michael Arace covers pro sports in flyover country. Welcome to Columbus, the Blue Jackets and the Crew.

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Crew management made a choice this year (and last year). We don’t deserve the playoffs.

Meanwhile @tokenliberal.bsky.social is eagerly awaiting the release of the MCL kit.

He went on trial with FC Dallas in season which is an Ohio HS Sports no-no.

Stank Prince heating up in HS soccer following his suspension. 3 goals in the last 3 games. The unbeaten run continues.

If only anyone could have seen this coming.

Herrera is low key making a lot happen tonight. Wow.

What is actually happening.

I would also throw a nod to Hercules because the combo of Greek mythology and hard driving gospel just worked.

You don’t enlist Phil Collins and then pass the songs off to some voice actor.

When Phil Collins performs the soundtrack, it’s always the right answer.

Jimmy. Give up. Focus on the Crew. The Browns are a pit toilet of despair. The overwhelming smell of feces follows you wherever you go.

At least I managed to support local business in this endeavor.

Only rivaled by the Columbus Blue Jackets who have redefined futility since 2000.

The Browns remain the most moribund organization in all of professional sports.

We used to stomp our feet for the frozen treat at Crew games. We used to be a proper league.

Browns draft a Michigan man on the DL to shore up the run D. Run D proceeds to let the Bengals run up the gut.

Stank Lake and Mike Arace.

In honor of Mike Arace’s final column in the Dispatch: this photo. Mike frequented the tailgates during Save the Crew. He was always a welcome guest at Stank Lake. I told him that it was akin to Thoreau at Walden Pond. Thanks for everything Mike.