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The Crew failed in both of these by not buying down Nagbe sooner and completely whiffing on Gazdag.

01.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t want to take time to explain it in depth but my MLS roster building philosophy is centered on teams signing a new DP roughly every 18 months and either selling or buying down the longest tenured DP to bring in the newest one. The companion to this theory is that you can’t miss on your DPs

01.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sometimes things mutate.

01.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The name of one of my home brews.

01.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately that wasn’t mud

01.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The most glaring issue with this team for the better part of two years has been the defense.

01.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stank Prince scored his first goal today on the ashes of Stank Lake. Game tying goal against Minnesota United.

01.03.2026 02:38 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

My dentures will fall out if I don’t

01.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I talk about Rudy Camacho like he’s a sweet old grandpa man like a @knaas.bsky.social or a @tokenliberal.bsky.social and here he is a solid 9 years younger than I am

01.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Big day for the FIFA Peace Prize

28.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The degenerate lads of Fuß country at one time tried to lord their alleged lack of public funding over our heads. Their stadium is 5 years old and they’re asking for more than half of the reported cost of construction for expansion? Is Kentucky pickup the other half?

27.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

UPDATE: I received this in the mail today along with another record for. Andy Hawk and can confirm that this is good stuff and a fun listen.

26.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The best sports coverage in the whole of Cowtown.

25.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing stokes the competitive fire like a Tuesday night trivia win with Antifa Jake.

25.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hopefully this USA win will boost the sports popularity and bring a team to Columbus. 🏒

22.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

He just looked gassed more than anything to me.

22.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It wasn’t his best but didn’t have a lot of time.

22.02.2026 05:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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22.02.2026 05:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Crew 0-1 in the USA 250 era

22.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Questions about defensive depth will get louder after that. Would have liked to have seen Gazdag on sooner.

22.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am woefully behind on Crew interviews. I’m being educated by my son who knows more about soccer than I could ever hope to at this point.

22.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Gonna score a lot. Gonna concede a lot. Gonna be lively in Cowtown.

22.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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We’re back…

22.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Um. Are we back?

22.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Wordle for Feb 20 STANK

#blessed.

21.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a message of hope for all people.

20.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Will this cause beef between them and other kabob purveyors?

20.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I politely declined.

19.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I forgot to mention that this young man was also IN A CAR in the drivers seat. Drive by mission work.

19.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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19.02.2026 11:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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