Same Cy

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

anyways to make a long story short here's a page i ripped out of atlas shrugged

“COVID IS OVER! STOP LIVING IN FEAR!” - the people afraid that seeing a rainbow will turn their kids gay

Mushrooms are wild, some are delicious, some are instant death, some grant an extra life, you just never know

Going to see Bruce tomorrow night, and I’m old enough to appreciate that there is no opening act.

Sorry I didn't watch the Republican debate but I saw a giant shark movie and figured I'd go with the more intellectual of the two.

It has come to my attention that not everyone in the world immediately removes their work socks and replaces them with fluffy socks upon returning home for the evening. And all I have to say about that is, I’m sorry for your loss.

School starts soon. Prepare your glitter and Elmer’s.

*sigh*

guess I’ll go yoga about it

Just doing summer things while I still can.

Dammit. So close.

No one was next to me so I had both seats on my train ride to NYC. Is this what it feels like to be in the 1%?

My habaneros didn’t produce nearly as many as I’d hoped, but the jalapeños went crazy. So happy.

So is twitter the place that shall not be named over here? I don't want to accidentally summon any bullshit.

A grown ass man being embarrassed to buy tampons... why is this still a thing?

This was a great read. Very helpful to a newbie. :)

"The service in this place is terrible. What's it take to get a drink around here?" bemoans my entire container garden.

I just door dashed some cooked chicken so I could use it to make tacos. Moments later I wondered why I hadn’t just door dashed tacos.

My brain: “Get up and shower, you lazy swine.”

My body: LALALALALALALALALA

What a time to be alive

News: Former President Donald Trump’s team is preparing for a potential indictment to be delivered imminently in the Fulton County District Attorney’s grand jury investigation into his efforts to overturn to the 2020 election results in Georgia, his advisers tell @CNN

they’re happening closer and closer together like contractions

Would edgy vampires get garlic tattoos?🤔

I don’t believe a decision has been reached yet, but if those scumbag lawyers and that shameful school board win then teachers should be expecting their hazard pay raise immediately afterwards.

Wait, I want duck parade too! But the ducks in the pond here are aggressive and they scare me.

I'm just going to say it. I don't understand Bloody Mary's. First of all.. tomato juice. *shiver* And then they put food in the tomato juice. I love a good garnish, but I don't need a three course meal hanging out of my beverage. Why is this a thing?

I do the same thing. If you're that desperate for followers, go buy them and leave the rest of us alone.

My "load more posts" prompt should really be singular.

You will work your way into the good stuff. I love the beginning when nothing is there. :)

Me too! And beetles.