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Aldo McAldo

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Measure twice, cut once. Swear! Get a new bit of wood... GOTO 10

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Depends how long you've been up tbh...

20.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All perfectly normal...

20.11.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Dude, the actual President is an actual murderer...

20.11.2025 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has to be said. Morocco and La Reunion have two of the coolest flags in the World, but do they have a FUCKING DRAGON?

No they don't.

20.11.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reform Warwickshire council leader bans England flags on lampposts He said while the flags are the 'envy of all of the nations', he said they need to be removed in the run up to the festive season as he claimed communities risked not having Christmas decorations

Whie does he hate are cuntry so mush?

www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-n...

20.11.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of the properties commonly attributed to magnets can be easily explained by a moron opening their mouth and seeing which words dribble out...

19.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TIIIIIIN ROOF!

19.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've learned their lesson.

19.11.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quiet, Piggy...

19.11.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nigel Farage's Reform UK Accused of Fabricating Evidence For Data Breach Investigation EXCLUSIVE: Reform is accused of fabricating the evidence it provided to the Information Commissioner's Office, following allegations that it breached data rules

๐Ÿ”ดNigel Farageโ€™s Reform UK Accused of Fabricating Evidence For Data Breach Investigation

EXCLUSIVE: Reform is accused of fabricating the evidence it provided to the Information Commissionerโ€™s Office, following allegations that it breached data rules

bylinetimes.com/2025/11/19/n...

19.11.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 417    ๐Ÿ” 241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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19.11.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New?

18.11.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Apparently not... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

18.11.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Deeply shockingโ€™: Nigel Farage faces fresh claims of racism and antisemitism at school Bafta-winning director among contemporaries urging contrition and apology from Reform UK leader, who denies the allegations

โ€˜Deeply shockingโ€™: Nigel Farage faces fresh claims of racism and antisemitism at school www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...

18.11.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Trump Ice seems to be going from strength to strength tbf...

18.11.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sorry old boy, you understand...

17.11.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gerardo 'Leopards-ate-my-face' Rodriguez later said: "No, seriously guys, I'm one of you. Why are you just letting them do this to me?".

17.11.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly an earwig...

17.11.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ยฃ22.7 million for a new heating system? I could have done it for an even 22...

17.11.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wait... who was Jesus's bloke?

17.11.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe it's called "Americaning"...

15.11.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He looks like a nonce.

14.11.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even sadder that some other people post cropped screenshots from satirical websites for clout...

13.11.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's P. tapes, not pee tapes...

That is all.

13.11.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not "pee", "P."...

13.11.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because rules are for other people.

13.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody and nobody...

12.11.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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