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I'm a fictional human sacrifice just like Jesus. How come no one worships me? We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.

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As we're seeing in races all over the country, this year is different. Does that guarantee a win? No, of course not, but it's a much more realistic possibility now than it has been in 30 years.

04.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s administration can’t agree on why they started war with Iran. They can't even agree that they started it..

04.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 504    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 4

I think we need to take a step back and acknowledge the absurdity of House Republicans targeting their Epstein investigation on HILLARY CLINTON (who says she never met him!) while ignoring DONALD TRUMP (who Epstein described as his best friend!)

These are not serious people or good faith actors.

26.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11296    πŸ” 2903    πŸ’¬ 415    πŸ“Œ 125

There’s no more mention of the Melanoma documentary. That diversion died a quick and painful death.

27.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When someone says their country executes pedophiles and you respond by claiming that they are calling for the execution of Donald Trump, you are revealing that you know Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Thank you for you attention to this matter.

13.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4472    πŸ” 1439    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 92

Dammit, Mitch, we were counting on you for some good news. Why'd you have to go and ruin it?

13.02.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on, Mitch. Don't get my hopes up for nothing.

07.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The choice now is to transform the Democratic party’s strategy to meet the scale of the threat, or risk the end of democratic self-governance itself. There's no going back to bipartisanship in the foreseeable future. πŸ—½

05.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

The Trump Effect: everything he touches turns to shit.

05.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting for that glorious day when this number instantly jumps to 100%. 🀞

04.02.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀞Come on, Mitch! We're counting on you. Make the world a better place. We could all use some good news.

04.02.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, he proved very useful for a number of people... just all of the wrong ones.

04.02.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEven if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”

27.01.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1676    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 31

Wherever a narcissist goes, chaos always follows in their wake. America is in an abusive relationship with its president.

24.01.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen Miller called the victim, an ICU nurse at the VA filming ICE, a β€œdomestic terrorist who tried to assassinate federal law enforcement.” Greg Bovino said he β€œwanted to massacre law enforcement.” You saw the videos. How can any Republican not call for their resignations?

24.01.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8636    πŸ” 2719    πŸ’¬ 613    πŸ“Œ 145

I hate to say it, but this latest shooting won't stop it either. It's going to have to get much, much worse before the people in a position to do something find their spines.

24.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think the US could survive another 3 years of Trump, but I doubt he'll be president that long anyway… one way or another. Nonetheless let us celebrate that the worst presidency in the history of the USA is, at least theoretically, 1/4 over with.

21.01.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting so close I can almost taste it. We are almost 1/4 of the way through this absolute shitshow.

I know, I know, but let me find hope where I can.

12.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Childish as always. He acts like he's playing the board game, Risk. "I am now the president of Venezuela. Next I will conquer Greenland."

12.01.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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President Chump has gotten his last minute instructions from Putin before today's Zelensky meeting

28.12.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4944    πŸ” 1501    πŸ’¬ 463    πŸ“Œ 134

What a great way to illustrate people's idiotic beliefs and practices when it comes to romance. Unfortunately, the propagation of the species seems to hinge on such delusions.

27.12.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Him slapping his name on everything is like a dog pissing everywhere to mark its territory.

Foul sob.

27.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, that's about the correct level of intellect behind it.

27.12.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am exhausted.

They complain about everything.

Imagine being the most indulged voting bloc in the country and still centering your entire political identity on grievance.

That’s the modern GOP voter.

27.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3248    πŸ” 701    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 26

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts.
-- Mark Twain

27.12.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There will always be a left and a right. There are documented brain differences that effectively ensure it. The spectrum may slide up or down the scale, but wherever it is, people will always divide themselves into left and right.

27.12.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we should aska historian how that came about.

27.12.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now do one where all the states end in "aska."

E.g. Minnesaska, Ohiaska, Texaska, Californaska.

27.12.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This year, as every year, my New Year's resolution is not to make any New Year's resolutions. So, while most people abandon their New Year's resolutions within a few weeks, technically, my 2025 New Year's resolution was a success until just now.

27.12.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, we have a society that has, for decades, been primed by Hollywood to believe in conspiracy theories. I don't know how you put that horse back in the barn.

You can teach Occam's Razor and Hanlon's Razor, but in the end, our pattern-seeking brains can still fool us.

26.12.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0