Caitlin

Mirror selfie of tall lean brunette woman flexing bicep and looking brolic as hell

I might not be he, but i definitely am HIM 💅🏻💪🏻

I’m so obsessed with this cropped hoodie it’s ridiculous 💖💖💖💖💅🏻💅🏻

Full body selfie of tall woman with long brown hair serving looks in black shorts and over the knee black boots.

Full body selfie of tall woman with long brown hair serving looks in black shorts and over the knee black boots.

So unfortunately they still haven’t found my waist 😔 but I’d like you inform you all the police WERE able to return my legs safely back to me this evening 🫂🩷🥹

I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry

hope everyone’s day is FAT, WET and JUICY

💜

a man wearing sunglasses and a necklace is standing in a crowd of people . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a necklace is standing in a crowd of people .

I tell people mine is short for Jiji sometimes because I’m embarrassed and Jiji is a way cooler name that actually makes sense, but in reality I actually named him after a kpop idol when I was 16 and his full government name is Jiyong lol 😅 I was a Big Bang and Gdragon stan back in the day 😂

I do not think I have ever met another person who has a cat named Ji let alone another black cat who’s name is Ji this is crazy

Here is my Ji 🥰

Reposting this from TikTok bc I low key ate

I know it’s only been like an hour or so, but everytime I open the folder I feel like I’m blowing dust off of an ancient tome like time to read my forgotten texts really quick guys brb.

Watching my HasanAbi edits that I saved from TikTok on my phone feels like when the power goes out so you have to whip out a candle and a book.

Don’t worry I saved them guys it’s ok 👍🏻

Biden Wanders Into Flames

I was washing his dishes and sweeping his floors, I got to know him better and I became his wife. I don’t need to get to know him better I need to be institutionalized.

“Best way to get over a crush is to get to know him better” that means absolutely nothing to me I could fall in love with a wall if I stood in front of it for long enough I don’t think you get it. I don’t think you’re understanding how dire my situation is queen.

Cute drawing of the Pokémon Togepi

Cute drawing of the Pokémon togepi except I gave him a gun (photoshopped a human hand holding a gun onto togepi’s arm)

I gave him a gun if that’s ok

#pokemon #art #togepi

I love putting artist in my bio and then never doing art.

My drawing of gengar sitting on some steps grinning with his red part hat with green spots on

My take on the icon himself party hat gengar
#pokemon #art

😳🤭🥰

I made this little TikTok bc I thought it was funny, but I forgot my silly Hasan tiktoks are cursed to get no motion so I’m going to go with the meta and hard pivot into thirst edits now
#hasanabigirliepopnation

Just found this cute little Sakura Miku doodle I did a while back 💖

I’m basing this off of the hight of an average man in the US which is about 5’9

If I see one more person tell a girl who’s 5’7/5’8 she’s not that tall I’m going to rip my hair out. The average height of a woman in the US is 5’3/5’4 so it would be like telling a dude who’s 6’2 or 6’3 he’s not really that tall.

As a tall queen myself (5’10) I want you to know I see you girlies.

Full body selfie of tall and lean woman (me) with long brown hair, high waisted black leggings, and a cute light pink cropped hoodie and matching light pink cropped tank top

Same full body selfie of tall and lean woman (me) with long brown hair, high waisted black leggings, and a cute light pink cropped hoodie and matching light pink cropped tank top except with a slightly different pose.

Clocking in yet again for my serving shift at the body factory 😔

These long hours can be really hard and taxing, but you have do it for the love of the job, yk?

As a woman on BlueSky the automod labeling system is my biggest op

I can not post a fit pic on here without it getting marked as adult content when I’m literally just rocking a 90’s low rise jean and whale tail combo.

Every time I post a fit pic the app has to slut shame me a bit for good measure bc I’m too hot.

Just started working out again and pushing even further into my Mommy Era™️

Don’t any of you ever say the word skeet to me

A side view of a Pokémon TCG Pocket god pack with full art Articuno EX on the top

Full spread of a Pokemon TCG Pocket god pack that includes two Articuno EX’s, a Golbat IR, a Dragonite IR, and the Mewtwo EX immersive card.

Ok two god packs now is just silly also this was another toilet pack and now I will only be opening pocket packs on the toilet thank you

I’m done gatekeeping this screenshot from Hasan’s Alveus visit, it’s too cinematic