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I piss lean

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03.07.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 15

Every boob wants to do a circle

04.03.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You: I’m sitting
Me: I am standing on my butt

10.02.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

My idea of a Super Bowl is a bidet with a heated seat.

09.02.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 978    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 7

Take shrooms at the Super Bowl βœ…

09.02.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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You gotta juke your own dick, babe

10.02.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My superpower is hearing mom open the treat container from 3 rooms away. What’s yours?

Happy Monday! πŸ’š

03.02.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9963    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 278    πŸ“Œ 28

Breaking: Punxsutawney Phil sees the shadow of death and fall of an empire, so there will be 6 more weeks of winter and then groundhogs inherit the earth.

02.02.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3562    πŸ” 758    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 68
Funny comic strip.
β€œhoney, im home!”
*Smiles at a pot of honey on the table*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Funny comic strip. β€œhoney, im home!” *Smiles at a pot of honey on the table* Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

31.01.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4464    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 23
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Soup for breakfast, courtesy of the love of my life 🫢

30.01.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A southern witch will put yo ass in a Vienna can don’t play!

30.01.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hai:3

30.01.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it possible to get addicted to cilantro?

26.01.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new menstrual cup, new me

24.01.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment

24.01.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4419    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 48

Life is just peeing and peeing some more when does it end ???!

24.01.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2
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I’d be honored πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­πŸ₯Ή

23.01.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Us

23.01.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if we got matching bidets πŸ₯°

23.01.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bidet

23.01.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i am the opposite of artificial intelligence. i am authentic stupidity

22.01.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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@willwont205.bsky.social

22.01.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Final Fantasy 7 screenshot, with Barret quote, "If we don't get rid of them, they're gonna kill this planet!"

Final Fantasy 7 screenshot, with Barret quote, "If we don't get rid of them, they're gonna kill this planet!"

22.01.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3873    πŸ” 722    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 22