Scoob after dark

So many great artists of the last century had one of two things (or both):

1.) An exotic pet
2.) A bodily fluid they were fascinated by/partial to for some reason

Are you a white cis man with shitty opinions who feels unwelcome on this app? Try jerking off to my porn! It wont make you less shitty but it will shut you up for a second

Today is Toki's birthday he turns 4 say happy birthday Toki

My wife's got some rockin tits

I get to see my girlfriend in 5 days and I'm gonna strap her on like a feed bag

Cuckpilled

Hell yeah brother

It takes a ton like a ridiculous amount of communication. But it's worth it. Plus my girlfriend is 8 years younger than me it's an incredible confidence boost

Oh my god no wayyyyyyy

It kinda rules I'm very lucky

We were together 16 years and we decided to be open. I was 39 she was 37 who knows what'll happen

Fuckin buckle up 38 on is a wild ride

Your 40s are gonna be insane

Look i pay the bills here I don't need this witch hunt

I cleaned it up it's fineeee

I got something for you in a couple weeks 😘

Pissing full hog

Cum

Okay fantastic haven't used it in so long that I've been completely forgotten by the algo

Consider this a countdown I guess unfollow or turn on notifications

Gonna turn this into a horny alt I think

That's perfectly reasonable to ask

Maybeeeeeee if you have a couple dollars to spare you can throw my little sister some monies to make you a cute little crochet thinggggggggg. It'll be like you're feeding the babies

[Getting ready to talk about Optimus Prime voice]
Do you know who else died and returned to lead others to salvation?

Lol hi hello you know me from my bigger stupider account

Get their asses!

Jesus that's absurd

McDonald's only removes the McRib from the menu when it wants to suck its own dick.

Ooo I like it but I have real bad allergies so that's a nonstarter