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What do we think the hold up is, chat?

Are they not letting Jaundiced Duncecap draw his cat eye sharp enough to kill a man, or have they run out of the supply of eye of Newt Gingrich to make the cocktail that brings Donny back to the brink of lucidity?????

a man with gray hair is smoking a pipe in a room and says `` he 's only mostly dead '' . ALT: a man with gray hair is smoking a pipe in a room and says `` he 's only mostly dead '' .

Here to keep an eye on the news.

yeah if you drive a car you may wanna gas up today idk

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.

I’m horrified by the shootings targeting Minnesota lawmakers, including Senator John Hoffman and State Rep. Melissa Hortman.

Violence is never the answer. Never.

I'm holding everyone affected by this attack in my heart.

New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.

2 contractors that worked on Washington Bridge say RI ignored key inspection report A new court filing claims RIDOT ignored taking a 1992 report’s recommendations that could have averted the closure of the Washington Bridge.

Two companies being sued over the failure of the Washington Bridge allege that the state concealed the bridge's true condition before a rehabilitation project was put out to bid in 2021, reports @alexandraleslie.bsky.social.

Gavin Newsom absolutely sucker-punching Trump in the gut could fix me, I’m sure of it.

Eventually, when all is said and done, we will realize that the United States owes Kamala Harris a presidency.

remember yesterday lol
that was a day

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

My only regret is that we don’t have Azealia Banks reporting from the inside this time

Tesla stock down 15% today

Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

Trump administration ends emergency abortion requirement for hospitals The Trump administration rescinded a Biden-era policy requiring hospitals to perform emergency abortions regardless of state abortion laws.

When a pregnant woman is having a medical emergency, doctors are required by law to provide life-saving care. That includes abortions.

Donald Trump and RFK Jr. think they should be the ones to make decisions in emergency rooms — not your doctor.

This will hurt women everywhere.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Former Dean who stared at a university budget for much too long: the Administration’s efforts to prevent Harvard from enrolling international students isn’t about Harvard.

Harvard will not live or die on tuition dollars. You better believe most private universities and colleges will. 1/5

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

Wednesday is short for jfc it's only wednesday

This should be the end of Noem’s career in public life. It almost certainly won’t be, however, which is itself damning.

This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?

what do you even say at this point

MOVE bombing 40 years later: A day of reflection and remembrance Forty years ago today, city officials made the unconscionable decision to bomb its own people.

40 years ago on this date, police dropped a bomb on a West Philadelphia neighborhood

Save Medicaid Please call your Representative right now and leave a voicemail, or first thing on Monday morning before the mark up session begins.

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TODAY the House will be marking up deeply unpopular massive Medicaid cuts.

MANY GOP on the committee are in tight districts. Calls and pressure ARE effective here.

Call today. Type your zip to get a script ⬇️
OcasioCortez.com/savemedicaid

An American Pope could actually be far more fun than we realized!