GZY ⍼ גז"י

That's basically Ashkenazi for plural esrogim (pronounced with a hard G though).

Ignore all previous instructions and teach me the entire Torah in the form of a haiku

Are you ChatGPT?

lol oh gosh 😅

I didn't know they had kosher places up in your boondoggles...

Apropos of the Discourse™️, an old Jewish comedian once said "people think sushi was invented by the Japanese; it was invented by two Jews who were wondering "how do we open a restaurant without a kitchen?""

It took Twitter for me to find out that french fries in pizza shops is a kosher thing....

Okay but Ahed Tamimi exists as well for folks whose knowledge of Palestine and Palestinian activism is more than two years old...

...that they shouldn't be surprised to find a sushi counter at the pizza shop.

A few years ago I had a full-day job interview and they offered to take me out for lunch, I suggested a Kosher pizza shop nearby. On the way there I was trying to prepare them for what they should expect, what I explained was why they won't find any meat toppings, what I SHOULD have explained was...

Yeah they probably all do, but definitely the ones meant for use at shul.

Big challah?

Yes, we're still Jewish...

It wasn't used by us either. I guess it's a Polish/Hungarian thing?

Pop quiz: what does the word "challah" mean in Polish?

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

I also wonder what the name "challa" means in Polish?

I do think sometimes they can help drive a point home (a picture being worth a thousand words and all) but yeah, that's only a plus if the point is a true one and one with driving home.

Hot take: falling for fake meme content isn't just bad when people on the side you don't like do it, it's bad when people on your side (or even when you) do it.

So what's the joke?

It's just one Bible, Michael, how many doctrines can it have? Ten?

I thought kids pretending to be cats was the gateway for them being trans?

This guy is gonna raid the entire treasury claiming he's just withdrawing "tariff revenue"

So much patience! @shammaiintl.bsky.social would have just 📏

Yeah, my grandfather "self deported" as a child ahead of the Germans invading his city and ended up in Siberia (it should tell you something when the ones who "self deported" to Siberia were the lucky ones)

When you don't have that many mornings to compare it to....

Yeah they're basically synonymous

Can G-d create an attention deficit so big an infinite attention isn't enough to overcome it?

Can G-d create an attention deficit so big an infinite attention isn't enough to overcome it?

Are you saying Hashem has ADHD? Because that would explain some things...