GZY ⍼ גז"י

Awwe cute 🥰

Also just visit one dairy farm and see what the cows are sitting in all day and where the udders end up when the cows are sitting

Updated pic with clearer photos and minus the ones on their way to new homes.

PM me if you're interested in any. Media mail rates in the US aren't too bad.

Isn't the job of the Spokesperson for the State Department literally to speak about the opinion of the US government?

Doesn't that just mean he's British?

Riddle: if I just went upstairs to refill my water, why isn't my full water bottle on my desk?

(chat: he forgot the water bottle upstairs)

If you had $10 for every year you STILL wouldn't be in the top 5.

The twet by the California Republican candidate for Governor saying "my 0% unemployment plan" with a picture of himself slapped on the backdrop of the gate to Auschwitz.

Yeah it's really subtle

(Marked graphic for Holocaust imagery as well as a super punchable Republican face)

"I fart in your general direction!"

OMG the internet is done 😆

Stack of books

Stack of books

Stack of books, many of them Jewish arguments against Christianity

Small stack of books

How to sell/donate these ...

That secret service agent has the chance to do the funniest thing

In the video you can see more agents on the roof when it zooms out.

השתא בעגלא ובזמן קריב

Not surprised, angry.

The roof has the chance to do the funniest thing ever now.

Ugh! My in-laws in Montreal had their Mezuzah ripped off their door overnight...😢

I mean, Biden said a million times over that no matter his personal beliefs about abortion, he doesn't think the government should be used to force it on everyone else!

I even have color photos of myself at that time!

Taken with a digital camera!!

You're dealing with Jews here. On Blusky...

I hate it every four years 😡

In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…

OMG You have to read this! (no, it's not about microwaves)

HT @leonadato.com

So true!!

If you're a chef your job won't be taken by a microwave, but it will be by a chef using a microwave!!

Are you sure about that? Does it depend on the state? Because I know people here in NJ who've ordered THC gummies from a kosher place in Brooklyn that sells online....

Looks like both, though they redirect you to a different website (Tokin Chews) for the edibles, guess for legal purposes.

Oh gosh their merch is so corny it hurts 😅

Gonna get myself disinvited from the family Chanukah party by bringing the chocolate gelt....

Screenshot from the website where there's a big banner that says "Chai, hello."

Oh, never mind, just visited the site and there's Chai all over....

But that doesn't make the High/Chai pun. There's still room for my niche!

You just gave me an idea for a kosher weed dispensary...