@dicyclabrew.cafe.bsky.social
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sorry i forgot my password cookies 25% off on valentine’s day
10.02.2026 09:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“i felt like it” is NOT a valid reason for a sale no matter how many FUCKING TIMES ANYONE ASKS
27.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you don’t like the lack of recent sales how about YOU go popularize your own holidays so i can put literally ANYTHING on discount
27.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0?????? was on my morning walk and someone recognized me and asked for an eclair?????????? do you guys think i just carry pastries on me at all times?????
09.01.2026 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0massive shoutout to the lady who brought champagne btw!!
01.01.2026 08:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To celebrate the new year, from January 1-7 ALL transactions over $10 will be 30% off! That's a lot of savings!!!
31.12.2025 14:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 030 hour shift what the fuck am i even doing anymore man
29.12.2025 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reminder that we’ll be staying open overnight on December 31st, come drop by for a free cookie and coffee at midnight!
29.12.2025 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1please do not ask me to play we are charlie kirk on the fucking speaker system this is the third time this week we have GOOD music
22.12.2025 20:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good morning everyone! Now that the holiday season is ending, peppermint bark cookies and gingerbread loaf will be at a 25% discount until January 10th!
22.12.2025 16:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi friends, we're doing a 20% sale on all drinks to celebrate the opening of this account!
Offer ends December 25th, as we will be closed.
//eventually this account will be prettied up with a corporate looking logo and banner, but I cannot be assed to make one and I do not have the money to commission one.
We'll see how long it takes.
//In all seriousness, hi! This is an in-character account which is supposed to be my fursona, Fessus, being the social media manager for the cafè-bakery he founded and works at. He is a terrible social media manager.
May also post the occasional commission and such. Account will remain SFW.
Good day, everyone! Today marks the opening of the official Dicycla Brew social media account, in which you will be hearing about sales, offers, events, and more!
We are also willing to take feedback over any issues or suggestions you may have in the replies! Read more below!