@kalvinellis.bsky.social
Equal parts Ron Swanson, Mister Rogers, and Stephen King. Writer of multiple books. Creator of things. Protector of folks.
I also barely know what day it is, so good chance I miss everything.
03.11.2025 03:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had no idea!
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edited Game of Thrones screenshot Someone: "you're really gonna die for your autistic friends?" The Hound: "Someone is."
23.09.2025 02:53 β π 185 π 42 π¬ 2 π 1Have so much fun!! Two powerhouses coming together!
25.07.2025 12:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have fun with it!
08.06.2025 20:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nervously going down the rabbit hole that is SOFT, CHEWY CENTER, one of five stories in @kalvinellis.bsky.social
' BURY MY BODY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Just saw The Life of Chuck. I really liked the short story by @stephenking.bsky.social and loved the movie even more. Enjoyed the Q&A hosted by @ericvespe.bsky.social . But the moment that stood out was @mikeflanaganfilm.com saying "Make momets," and telling everyone to do the thing that brings joy.
02.06.2025 01:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Always an absolute pleasure to talk with Kim C. She injects raw sunshine into these coal-fired veins of mine.
Give it a listen wherever you get podcasts.
Nice! Just watched the movie and loved it!
09.05.2025 05:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER
25.04.2025 20:45 β π 9642 π 1279 π¬ 315 π 48
New book is out! BURY MY BODY SOMEWHERE NICE: A COLLECTION OF DARK STORIES is out now!
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PREORDER the collection that everyone will be talking about in a month!
#horror #shortstories #indieauthor #indiehorror
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05.03.2025 22:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The kind of thing you stumbled across in your dad's attic and realize how much cooler he is than you thought," is exactly the vibe I was going for in the design! Thank you!!
24.02.2025 16:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me, holding a paperback copy of Kalvin Ellis' BURY MY BODY SOMEWHERE NICE. The cover has a lovely, lurid illustration of a man about to bury a scantily clad woman. It looks a lot of horror fun.
Just received this little pulpy paperback beauty from @kalvinellis.bsky.social
Five stories of grue and gore and questionable decency (I hope!)
It looks like the kinda thing you stumble across in your dad's attic and realise he was much cooler than you thought.
Can't wait to listen! Another kid from Colorado!
22.02.2025 09:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Loved that movie!
09.02.2025 10:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So sorry for your loss, my friend.
09.02.2025 10:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After seeing Heart Eyes, I think we can all agree that @joshruben.bsky.social should definitely be adapting one of my books.
09.02.2025 10:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My new short story collection is available for pre-order!
Go to Www.kalvinellis.com for links to order!
#horror #newrelease #indiehorror #indieauthor #shorthorror
Exactly what I thought when I saw someone else ask this question.
05.02.2025 05:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Adorable!
05.02.2025 05:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welcome, @ceejthemoment.bsky.social !!
02.02.2025 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€£
02.02.2025 22:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've spent the day convincing myself that this was no accident.
02.02.2025 00:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Looks like he learned from the best...
01.02.2025 08:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hear me out. Cameron Poe in Con Air gets a letter from his daughter saying her birthday is July 14th (and her daddy is coming home on Juky 14th). And the girls that are taken in Longlegs all share the same birthday, July 14th. Looks like we've got the origin story!
#conair #longlegs #ragecage
Ooooh! I just might have to!!
31.01.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm sold!
31.01.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, now I have another podcast to binge.
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