Ryan L(unch)P(osting)

@fetterman.senate.gov PAY FOR MY GAS YOU FUCKING BOUGHT BITCH

oh my fucking god dude this is how i found out. what the fuck is he thinking

Fox News exists to make you stupid. If you don't think they're good at that, I'd invite you to spend time chatting with any of my colleagues who have Fox News on in their office all day.

Okay buddy well the facts (Scoreboard) don’t care about your feelings!

Ollie the orange cat in my basket of clean laundry

are you havin a giggle, mate? Thats my clean clothes

holy shit

hell yeah

!!!! Zuck!!!

rode my bike around to various places then sat on my porch couch for 2 hours. Immaculate

Cops just went 0/5 on stopping at the stop sign

not me, fwiw

god damn man

Multiple fresh babies in the Mid-2000’s Black Friday density crowd, countless shirts with gardening puns, unsolicited gardening advice flowing in all directions, not a single raised voice or non-apologized-for bumping into someone. good things are possible

10:30 seed drop happening at 10:20, demand is simply too high

hundreds of people are at the seed swap at the library today. Holy shit

flow* you get the idea

I’m sitting here on my front porch letting the breeze slow over my lily-white legs, hope springs eternal

One beer at the fish fry and this is me now:

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there’s even a website for it, www.dirtmatch.com, its how i filled in a big ass hole in my backyard for free

easiest “would” of my culinary lifetime

COREY PERRY?!?!??!?

top power play Ovie Crosby Malkin Kindel Karlsson

thats five hall of famers right there

you gotta admit it would be really funny!

Ziggy, my friends large black and white cat, staring dolefully at the camera, mouth open

ziggy agrees

they’d all have to be elks lodge people on location alone, though it’d be cool if they went like serbian club or most holy name or talked nice about Community Kitchen’s (hazelwood) programs while getting fish there

Floor of the US House Chyron: on motion to suspend the rules and agree H Res 1099 Republican: Yea, 215, Nay 0, Pres 0, NV 3 Democratic: Yea, 157. Nay 53, Pres 2, NV 2 Totals: Yea, 372, Nay 53, Pres 2, NV 5

157 Democratic members of the House just voted yea for a resolution that confirms they agree with the Trump administration's reasoning for starting with a war with Iran.

It passes 372-53-2

they took the mic from me about midway through the second verse, if it was anyone else getting married it would’ve been sooner

the alcohol i drank at my sisters wedding thought i knew the words to friends in low places. i did not.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Holy shit