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27.02.2026 00:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh good, Iβm thirsty
27.02.2026 00:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gibs plz
24.02.2026 23:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sunday: time for gettin high, day drinking in the shower, and whippin out wieners.
22.02.2026 21:14 β π 207 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0Now that I have a paycheck again, I can finally pay a professional to make me look pretty!
21.02.2026 19:41 β π 56 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you desperately gotta do laundry but still have to got to the office, jock it is!
20.02.2026 19:49 β π 67 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0A man of taste.
08.02.2026 04:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great googly moogly π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
04.02.2026 07:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn I got a lot of back hair
17.01.2026 18:42 β π 211 π 11 π¬ 10 π 0I wanna go there π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
17.01.2026 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whoβs ready to drunkenly make out?
17.01.2026 06:50 β π 88 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Hot damn π₯΅π€€
13.01.2026 07:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh π³π³π³
12.01.2026 18:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mom used to be nosy like that. Then she found my tumblr back in its heyday and very, very quickly stopped being nosy lmao
07.01.2026 23:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No probs! Last tip, if youβre putting it on your face, make sure most of itβs gone before washing your face or youβll get glitter burn. And that ainβt fun lol
05.01.2026 23:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Where are you putting the glitter? If itβs on your face for makeup, duct tape and peal it off. If itβs for like a beard or other hair, use Elmerβs glue to apply and wash it off. It melts in hot water. (Iβve been a Sister for 13 years and know a lot about glitter lol)
05.01.2026 23:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And Iβm happy to eat it! π€€π₯΅
02.01.2026 18:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Abso-fucking-lutely.
01.01.2026 19:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have like so many hands!
31.12.2025 09:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh well hello π₯΅
30.12.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm not just fat. Iβm β¨Christmas fatβ¨
26.12.2025 05:14 β π 166 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I mean. I see how you got there. Definitely a hunted, not a hunter.
16.12.2025 23:28 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have both but one has stronger needs atm :P
15.12.2025 19:04 β π 60 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Imma replace that toy π₯΅
14.12.2025 08:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 03 AM, high af, playing Lego Horizon Adventure.
13.12.2025 18:25 β π 135 π 5 π¬ 6 π 0Damn. π€€
12.12.2025 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In my mouth please?
21.11.2025 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Real talk for a sec. I feel like Chicago was hyped up to be a bear paradise. Here I am, in bear paradise. Scruff? Crickets. Growlr? Crickets. Grommr? Crickets. Sniffies? Crickets. Like, I canβt help but feel thereβs something wrong with me that Iβm not seeing and idk what to do anymore.
16.11.2025 06:20 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0